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Sly, But Clever Husband.....
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A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.
Exhausted from the wild shenanigans, they fell asleep and didn't awake until 8pm.
As the man threw on his clothes in a panic, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt.
Mystified, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.
"Darling," replied the man,
"I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been at it all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying B******! You've been playing golf haven't you!"
One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.
Exhausted from the wild shenanigans, they fell asleep and didn't awake until 8pm.
As the man threw on his clothes in a panic, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt.
Mystified, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.
"Darling," replied the man,
"I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been at it all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying B******! You've been playing golf haven't you!"
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