You have never been indicted for drug running]
nor bailed on a charge of child abduction....
my my this is an afternoon for confessions intimes.....
OK you have been wrongly accused - get over it.
The allegation only involved eating a ham sarndwich in an aggressive fashion.
enjoy your notoriety whilst you have it.
[ and Tilly parenthetically why didnt you say instead: "I have threatened to break someone s legs and if they dont shut up I will come around and blow them off" .... untrue I know but striking ! ]