The Inventor Of The Tv Remote Control......

[excelsior-1]

has died peacefully in his sleep

he is to be buried - - -

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- - - down the back of the settee

[DTCwordfan]

Oh I thought his ashes were going to be scattered in the Bush.

[marval]

Or scattered over the Channel

[The Builder]

In honour of the inventor of the TV remote control who died today, there will be a minutes mute.