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During a discussion this weekend, a friend reckoned that, if all the money in the world today was distributed to all the people in the world so that each and every person got an equal share, within...
How annoying is that kid?? (no link, sorry) The one where the mums adds milk and say "that one went snap" and the sprog goes "muuuuuuum that was pop" Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh, don't you want to drown...
And the start of another glorious week in ABland Morning everyone, hope you all had a fantastic weekend, now let's get posting questions and general chit-chat
You couldn't make it up, could you? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles /news/news.html?in_article_id=509713&in_page_i d=1770 She says: I am a pet, I generally act animal like Does that...
An ordinary sailor in the Royal Navy wants to marry an Admirals daugher, the Admiral has no problem with this, as the lad has good prospects and may become on officer in time, however, he takes his...
Indicators from two leading Japanese banks say that we are: The Bank of Origami folded last night, and there is something fishy going on at the Bank of Sushi in Tokyo
Sit down sweetheart, I've bad news for you, are you sitting? good now, take a deep breath, steel youself and take a look here sorry to be the bearer of bad news but there is a global recession on it's...
what's happening to her? will she get back to her glamorous Page 3 looks? (I'd still do her) Does she remember meeting me when she was on a morale boosting visit to the troops in Northern Ireland (her...
looks like there is life on Mars after all: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles /news/news.html?in_article_id=509693&in_page_i d=1770 It's in the DM so it must be true lol
I was watching BBC2's 'Master chef' tonight, the presenter said 'for more information on tonight's recipies press the red button on your remote' When I pressed the red button my TV turned itself off...
First year class comes in from playtime. Teacher asks Alice: "What did you do at playtime?" Alice says, "I played in the sand box." Teacher says "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can...