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why are two mice so called? Why aren't they called mouses? After all two houses are called houses and not hise
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I bite the top off, swallow that whole, then lick the creme out till it's all gone, put the empty choc egg in my mouth, take a mouthfull of hot tea and dwait till it melts and swallow slowly till it's...
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Would we have to invent it? Discuss
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles /news/news.html?in_article_id=506026&in_page_i d=1770&ct=5
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Morning ABers Plans for the weekend? I'm going to test the new jogging machine Mrs 4GS got me for Christmas
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You take five different sponges, different species of sponge, put them all in the same liquidiser, blitz them all up, pour the resulting smoothie that you get into salt water, and in time they will...
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Just as soon as I've finished the: Crate of Stella, Bottle of vintage Port, 1+ 1/2 bottle of Gin, 1/2 bottle of Brandy left over from New Year Drink anyone?
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I'm out of the dungeon!!!! don't tell the Ed PS Happy new Year Legs it to don a cunning disguise
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Anyone got a recipe for pumpkin pie? TIA
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Drivers who use a mobile phone while driving annoy the bejesus out of me, but is this criminalizing the car driver a wee bit too much? are they yet again, going after the easy target? Should this kind...
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Got called away fae the computer and didn't answer yo8ur tartan question on 4get's post this morning, here's the tartan I'll be wearing on hogmanay, it's me old regimental one from my days in the...
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To go to the pub for a couple of G+T's then a KFC If I don't see you all for the next few days, have a very Merry Christmas
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Question) Do you know why Jesus was born in Bethlehem and not in England? Answer They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin!!
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Sarah came home from her fist day at work since leaving school, and with a smile on her face and told her mother. "My new boss showed me his willy today!" Before the mother could raise a concern,...
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A woman was at home ironing her husbands shirts, when there was a knock at the door. When she opened it a man was standing there and he asked "Do you have a vagina?" Shocked, she slammed the door in...
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Everyone has a strange quirk that others find amusing, apparently I laugh like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIesChXHqg8&fea ture=related Irn Bru makes Mrs 4GS sneeze!! What's your funny quirk?
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Does it get any better than this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5XX9LX2es4 Classic!!
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Happy Eid to all our muslim brethren. Now that ramadan has ended you can all fill your faces with food and stop fainting all over the place shalom
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A train hits a bus load of Essex Schoolgirls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St.Peter. St Peter asks the first girl (from Southend), "Karen, have you...

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