I bite the top off, swallow that whole, then lick the creme out till it's all gone, put the empty choc egg in my mouth, take a mouthfull of hot tea and dwait till it melts and swallow slowly till it's...
You take five different sponges, different species of sponge, put them all in the same liquidiser, blitz them all up, pour the resulting smoothie that you get into salt water, and in time they will...
Just as soon as I've finished the: Crate of Stella, Bottle of vintage Port, 1+ 1/2 bottle of Gin, 1/2 bottle of Brandy left over from New Year Drink anyone?
Drivers who use a mobile phone while driving annoy the bejesus out of me, but is this criminalizing the car driver a wee bit too much? are they yet again, going after the easy target? Should this kind...
Got called away fae the computer and didn't answer yo8ur tartan question on 4get's post this morning, here's the tartan I'll be wearing on hogmanay, it's me old regimental one from my days in the...
Sarah came home from her fist day at work since leaving school, and with a smile on her face and told her mother. "My new boss showed me his willy today!" Before the mother could raise a concern,...
A woman was at home ironing her husbands shirts, when there was a knock at the door. When she opened it a man was standing there and he asked "Do you have a vagina?" Shocked, she slammed the door in...
Everyone has a strange quirk that others find amusing, apparently I laugh like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIesChXHqg8&fea ture=related Irn Bru makes Mrs 4GS sneeze!! What's your funny quirk?
A train hits a bus load of Essex Schoolgirls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St.Peter. St Peter asks the first girl (from Southend), "Karen, have you...