Tomorrow night we are going tom a formal 'do' at Mrs 4GS work. she's sorted, she's wearing what she has on here, I've got the shoes polished, the dinner jacket, shirt and trousers ironed but I don't...
why do most men die before their wives? cos they want to... whats the difference between a woman with PMT and a Rottweiler? lipstick... Why haven't there been any women astronauts on the moon? it...
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking...
Q:What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A: A pool table. Q: What is a zebra? A: 26 sizes larger than A bra. Q: What kind of coffee was served on the...
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while...
A tourist walked into a Brighton curio/antique shop. After looking around for a while, he noticed a very life-like bronze Statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it was so striking that he decided...
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a...
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a...
Try this, dunno how it works perhaps a mathematician can help: THINK OF A NUMBER BETWEEN 3 and 999. Multiply it by 3. Now add 5 to the result. Take away the number you first thought of. Now add 7....
In pharmacology all drugs have two names, ie. a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol has the generic name of acetaminophen. Aleve is also called amoxicillin and Advil...
think about these few facts........There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040 there is likely to be a very large elderly...