Just finished an ironing. Off tomorrow to Yarnfield (Stafford) for Council of Samaritans - home on Sunday. Never look forward to these things then end up really enjoying myself. Thanks to everyone for...
A girl came back home from the school and asked her Grandmother, "Granny, what is a lover ?" "A lover!!" the grandmother said. "Let me think. Lov... Lover... Oh, my God!" She rushed to the wall,...
On their first date, Joe took Rose to the carnival. When he asked her what she wanted to do first, Rose replied, "Get weighed." So Joe took her to the man with the scale who guesses people's weight....
After talking to my ancient Granny (90), I have discovered that our youngest daughter shares her name with a great great great great Aunt of mine. Same first name and second name (different spelling)....
Saying last year I underpaid by £128. Yet there was no indication of how this happened and no instructions on paying it back. I receive a state pension as I'm 62. I also receive 2 private pensions....
No matter how many times it's explained, how well it's explained, even though I've watched school programmes about the subject (many years ago) and read various books about it I cannot get my head...
Years ago, we used to get lots of things free, from toys in our cereal packets to free samples of washing powder with vouchers put in our doors. When was the last time you had something free, and was...
I live near a public trail. intended for walkers, cyclists and horses. Dogwalkers are faced with expensive fines if they don't clear up after their dogs ~ but this doesn't apply to horses. Is this...
With the hot weather we are inundated with flies - I have a red-top in the garden,citronella candles/sticks, and fans blowing and still the little brutes infiltrate the mesh door curtains and drive us...
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Not putting your kids to bed at the proper time isn't good for them apparently...well, well, well ...who would have thought of it !...
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Computer has been rather ill this week, spent much time trying to repair it. Finally got there, I am here to tell the tale! How frustrating it has been. So blinking happy, (bordering on smugness)....
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