Ordered a Laptop as a Christmas gift. It was ordered at Asda Direct. Paid for Next Day Delivery - surprise, surprise, it did not arrive the next day. Left if a couple of days to give them the benefit...
Just got home to find OH hobbling about and blood all over the floor. It seems he has decided to celebrate Christmas early and has managed to badly cut the side of his big toe (although he doesn't...
i am a non drinker /was.but i have discovered crabbies ginger beer(spiced orange alcoholic ginger beer)and i love it ,sitting with a glass just now and lots of ice,come and join me .
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a...
What does everyone think of this TEXT SANTA show on television? All monies raised are clearly going to a very good cause, but do you think the government should do more to help people in this country,...
I am starting to write a book, it is fantasy book like the hobbit or lord of the rings etc, so i need names for elves/dwarfs, like balin, bain, theldin fili, kili, that kind of thing...
help needed with two answers please no.7 Horse race course [5] no.29 Young number 5 [5,7]the answer to no. 5 is Edam, thanks to anyone who can help me solve the names of these two cheese....
Hi today I saw my friend at lunch I wanted to talk to her but she siad not in the mood in a mad way. Then he friend walk up that's when she said kind of in a quiet way. Her friend gave her a hug I...
Myself and this girl went to the same school together. I was a year above her and I really liked her but I never had the guts to tell her any thing. Last year she added me on Facebook and I got so...
...have you taken time to examine your life? Would you have done things differently? Any regrets?
And finally, will experiencing 'The Rapture' be a painful experience?...
There was no such thing as credit cards. Most people didn't even have a bank account. They were paid on Friday's in cash. My Mum put money aside every week in an old tea caddy. This paid for...
A Man walks into a kebab shop and sees behind the counter a jolly fellow with a big white beard and red trousers. The man asks “Excuse me for asking but you look like Father Christmas, are you...
Last day of term tomorrow and I have got to carry 3 backpacks, 2 lunch boxes, 4 tins of quality streets, a bonsai tree, a board game and a mini pool table up to the school - I shall need the two weeks...