Is it not appropriate at this time of year to remind ourselves that the blame for all of the ills and nastiness of this world falls fairly and squarely upon the Scots? Had but a certain Miss McLaren...
I am hoisted on a Petard. I recently changed departments at work and my new seat has COMPRESSED GAS HEIGHT ADJUSTMENT. I fear that at any moment it will explode and blow me flying across Kensigton...
At my local ASDA is a notice saying 'Speak to customer sevices if you want your ballon blown up'. Seemingly we are all within six steps of relating to each other. Which steps relate Guy to ASDA?