A bloke went into a shop and asked for a cottage pie. The shopkeeper said, We can't serve them mate. They've got that red dye stuff in, it's a cancer risk. So the bloke asks for a packet of Worcester...
I can no longer just sit here wondering 'who' so, WHO is Jordan? There have been so many ?s about her and the baby - my curiosity has finally got the better of me. And I do hope the wait has been...
My neighbours are moving to France and has lots of pots of outdoor plants ready to take with them, I know you cannot bring plants into the UK and wondered if it was the case with France or are they...
Just wondering how many of you smoke/dont smoke. Have you strong opinions. Do more women than men smoke. Have you given up or would like to. Are you sorry you started. ...
Have you added your opinion to a lively thread and found that nobody adds anything else after you? How does that make you feel? Have you asked a particularly interesting question and had no responses...
In said room in silly moo's question, you probably have a large comfortable seat. It probably faces either the fire, or the TV, or both. It may seat 2 people, or 3. Such seats can be...
A rubbish bag full of just about everything has split and scattered all over my kitchen floor and while tidying up I knocked over the ironing board and have a huge bruise on my foot. I feel like...
Following on from 10ClarionSt 's Q re pronunciation. I was taught as a child that lounges were only in pubs and hotels; consequently I have a sitting room as it's not big enough to be a drawing room....
Just reading a question about Jordan's baby (should actually be working but lost interest about an hour ago) and it being called Junior. I know boys are sometimes named after their dads,...
Why do your kids drive you nuts when you're tired? Why do you always find an item of washing you've dropped AFTER you've loaded the washing machine? Why do you always lose one sock of a pair and have...
help me write this ,,,,i am in my garden sowing seeds, and my wife is in the house sewing a pair of my jeans,,,,at the same time we are both,,_ _ _ _ _ _ ? can it be...
I am about to get married again, I done all the traditional stuff on the first one. My question is can anyone suggest an apt song that would fit it with the occassion as we make out vows and all...
I distinctly remember my nan singing a song about my grandad which went something like this: Grandad (name) aint no good Chop him up for fire wood When he's dead we'll boil his head And turn him into...