A friend of mine who's pretty decent on the piano has a birthday soon. She likes popular West End musical type music - Andrew Lloyd Webber, Mamma Mia, We will Rock for example, just to give you to...
Am i the only person that she seriously annoys? Why does she take these soaps so serious? Does she not know that they're fictional or are the draw of soaps that good that one tends to separate fantasy...
Stood in a bar the other night when a bloke walks in and orderd a pint.
''Ok mate where are you from?'' I asked
''Speke in Liverpool.''
''Ok - a'right den lah, where you from like?''...
If I was to enter a competition where part of the prize was £1000 spending money I would ........ Walk round as many streets as I could, ask to use the PC, give them £1 to vote for myself....
Just worked them all out as we're always skint. I wish I hadn't bothered. Comes to £1700 A MONTH!!!!! Would you like a boring breakdown??? My partners work starts to slow down at this time of...
I totally forgot I had a dental appointment today until I got a reminder on my phone so I did not have my toothbrush with me at work. I felt really bad visiting the dentist 'unclean', do you think the...
Last night I reached for my liquid viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex. I woke this morning with a huge correction. The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers...
Had a lovely start to the day today - one of my great grandchildren Chloe was 4 today and I rang her up at 0700 to sing Happy Birthday What a lovely giggle little ones have It certainly put a spring...
i m 22 yrs old..my problem is my girl friend is in love with two men including me.I m in love with her for the last 3-4 months nd we have shared all our stories 2gther.But once she told me abt another...
----- I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest peenis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg." I saw a poor old lady fall over...
.. (I wont mention the competiton again), but I want to say thanks to all of you on this board, it's a great place - I'm glad I found it. Actually I used to search here from time to time, when I was...