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bizzylizzy
A friend of mine who's pretty decent on the piano has a birthday soon. She likes popular West End musical type music - Andrew Lloyd Webber, Mamma Mia, We will Rock for example, just to give you to...
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Bennyoap
Am i the only person that she seriously annoys? Why does she take these soaps so serious? Does she not know that they're fictional or are the draw of soaps that good that one tends to separate fantasy...
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didoatwork
Stood in a bar the other night when a bloke walks in and orderd a pint. ''Ok mate where are you from?'' I asked ''Speke in Liverpool.'' ''Ok - a'right den lah, where you from like?''...
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docspock
If I was to enter a competition where part of the prize was £1000 spending money I would ........ Walk round as many streets as I could, ask to use the PC, give them £1 to vote for myself....
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docspock
Woke up to find £97 on kitchen worktop/. Carvery later it is....
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lylabellablueyes
Just worked them all out as we're always skint. I wish I hadn't bothered. Comes to £1700 A MONTH!!!!! Would you like a boring breakdown??? My partners work starts to slow down at this time of...
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Haggis
I totally forgot I had a dental appointment today until I got a reminder on my phone so I did not have my toothbrush with me at work. I felt really bad visiting the dentist 'unclean', do you think the...
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sandyRoe
Is that Joseph Locke singing?
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sandyRoe
http://uk.news.yahoo....battle-144618225.html Could they not appeal to a European court?...
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Bobbisox
Last night I reached for my liquid viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex. I woke this morning with a huge correction. The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers...
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Steve.5
wipe the smile of your face ; http://www.facebook.c...120262&type=1&theater...
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Bobbisox
about ex pats living in the Dordogne in France I want an Alpaca , they are gorgeous I wana one......
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granny grump
Had a lovely start to the day today - one of my great grandchildren Chloe was 4 today and I rang her up at 0700 to sing Happy Birthday What a lovely giggle little ones have It certainly put a spring...
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Bobbisox
The co writer of the sitcom 'Allo 'Allo, David Croft has died at the age of 89. His family said he"He pissed away in his slop"...
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raghu_krishna
i m 22 yrs old..my problem is my girl friend is in love with two men including me.I m in love with her for the last 3-4 months nd we have shared all our stories 2gther.But once she told me abt another...
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Zooa
Do people who post really long reply's on AB, do they do it spontaneous? or do they C&P ?
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Jemisa
----- I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest peenis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg." I saw a poor old lady fall over...
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karlyau
.. (I wont mention the competiton again), but I want to say thanks to all of you on this board, it's a great place - I'm glad I found it. Actually I used to search here from time to time, when I was...

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