What does your morning alarm sound like have you ever tried to catch a chicken/hen do you like lemon curd jam do you put your hand over the cash machine when putting pin in last time you ate a scone...
favourite cartoon? have you ever been in a tractor? do you have a favourite pen? when eating cereal do you drink the milk via a spoon or lift the dish up? what can you do better than most other...
are the people i used to banter with going to come back to the football section in time for the new season? eg lawrie, zorro, norman craig etc cant have a football season with no pixel rows on ab,...
i was out with my bird from bingo right and we decided to get naughty in back of my cortina right, she said that i said that she looked like her sister who is a right minger right but i never said...
i have a very important mixed pairs bowls match tomorrow and in this particular tournament shorts are compulsory dress, my problem is that my legs are very hairy almost werewolf hairy and im not sure...
im excited today because liverpool are very close to signing one of the worlds best players, when was the last time you got excited over something simple ie does whiffey get excited when masterchef do...
one of my neighbours (andy) has a telescope in his room that points horizontally and not up as telescopes should? the other one had a wife but i haven't seen her in years he just has a very fat dog,...
i was at my job from 7am to 1pm today, then from 1.30 to 6pm i have been cutting my hedges, is hard work good for the soul and if so how is your soul today?
im watching songs of praise with my favourite tartan rug over my knees whilst supping ovaltine from my jim bowen bullseye mug in my slightly musty armchair with lemon covers sporting fur lined zip up...