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Rondy

An Old Actor

An old actor had been out of work for a few years. He auditioned for a part in a period drama at the Liverpool Empire theatre. All he had to do was on cue to shout out, "Hark I hear the sounds of the...
16:07 Tue 06th Jul 20212 answers, last by 1946percy 21:18 Tue 06th Jul 2021
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Bobbisox1

Some Funny But True Facts ( Away From Footie, Tennis, Brexit And Covid)

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient...
19:01 Sun 04th Jul 202138 answers, last by Mamyalynne 14:23 Mon 05th Jul 2021
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Rondy

And The Phone Rings

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. Man:...
09:56 Mon 28th Jun 20214 answers, last by Samuraisan 10:48 Tue 29th Jun 2021
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david small

Ageing Disgracefully

I am now seventy years old. What nice things do I have to look forward to? So far, the older I get, the earlier it gets late....
19:52 Sun 27th Jun 202111 answers, last by Bobbisox1 18:55 Mon 28th Jun 2021
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chessaussie

Crossword

agriword crossword 26 ac dog thats bred for packaging 5 letters -o-er
22:07 Sat 26th Jun 20213 answers, last by chessaussie 22:11 Sat 26th Jun 2021
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naomi24

Was God An Alien?

I’ve taken this from another area of AB because I’ve been asked a question on the subject and I prefer to discuss it here. I think it entirely possible that aliens visited earth thousands of years ago...
17:17 Mon 21st Jun 202144 answers, last by naomi24 22:45 Sat 26th Jun 2021
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bobbie22

Football.

Gee. There’s football on BBC. 1. And BBC 2. And a little later on, there’s football highlights on ITV. I must have missed the original match on ITV. Blimey...
19:45 Mon 21st Jun 202128 answers, last by lankeela 07:58 Tue 22nd Jun 2021
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sunny-dave

Wales Turkey

Spoliers follow
18:03 Wed 16th Jun 202110 answers, last by douglas9401 19:42 Thu 17th Jun 2021
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haras2

Euro Football

Well done Wales! Da iawn!...
19:01 Wed 16th Jun 20212 answers, last by aelmpvw 12:40 Tue 22nd Jun 2021
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fruitsalad

Renewing Driving Licence

I am having terrible trouble, trying to renew my driving licence on the Gov.uk dvla website I get past all the name, address, driving licence number, part of the form, then it says we can't proceed...
17:05 Fri 11th Jun 202155 answers, last by MartinMillar 19:05 Sat 12th Jun 2021
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Atheist

Bible Prophecies...

Following on from a suggestion on a similar post. Has anyone got a bible prophecy which they think came true, and which they are prepared to discuss/defend?
18:17 Tue 08th Jun 202117 answers, last by locusts 09:12 Tue 15th Jun 2021
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brian j john

Twas The 3Rd Of June

Today, Billy Joe MacAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge
12:56 Thu 03rd Jun 20213 answers, last by Ken4155 13:10 Thu 03rd Jun 2021
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Barsel

Queen Of Country Music

Have just been talking to my brother on the phone. He was telling me how he's been having difficulty remembering names, and he doesn't think it's because he is actually 84 yrs old in a few months!! So...
20:54 Wed 02nd Jun 202111 answers, last by Theblip 08:42 Thu 03rd Jun 2021
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Farming Independent

7a Which actress travels across Ireland in Leap year A?A?S 9a Which city is hosting Europa League final G?A?S? 17a Brendan Ogle is an officer with which leading Trade Union U?I?E Thank you all in...
17:58 Tue 25th May 20216 answers, last by emeritus 18:05 Tue 25th May 2021
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William51

Champions League Winner 2021 ?.

It is an all English final this year. Chelsea V Man City. I hope City win because i like to see them get one over Man United after all their success. Who do others want to win ?....
19:46 Sun 23rd May 20218 answers, last by bluemoon1 00:09 Mon 24th May 2021
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Rondy

"Do Not Bend"

Patrick O'Riley spied a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ". He spent the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up....
15:58 Sat 22nd May 202120 answers, last by William51 21:04 Sun 23rd May 2021
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eve1974

Aliens From Space

Anyone believe they exist? Got no real reason for asking other than I’ve been a bit bored n looking into info that shows on ancient Sumerian tablets pertaining to Enki and other “aliens”...
17:15 Wed 19th May 202174 answers, last by Mozz71 20:44 Thu 20th May 2021
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Rondy

Sunday Evening Quiz

There is a fun quiz every Sunday at 7pm. It only takes about 30 minutes and you just follow the link below, no charges, nothing to download at all. You can use your own name or an alias. All questions...
18:17 Mon 17th May 20211 answer, last by brian j john 18:21 Mon 17th May 2021
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Rondy

Ice Creams

I often visit an ice cream parlour in town. This morning there was a new girl serving. I asked her, "What flavours do you have today?" She said in a very hoarse voice."Vanilla, chocolate and...
16:52 Mon 17th May 20215 answers, last by William51 21:10 Sun 23rd May 2021
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Smowball

Crisp Sandwiches!

Yes or no?? Have to admit I don’t have them often but they are my guilty pleasure Lol. With mayonnaise obviously!...
20:15 Sun 16th May 202144 answers, last by anneasquith 13:04 Mon 17th May 2021

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