"I'm finished with Judi!" Jon exclaimed to his friend. "What happened?" asked his friend. "She broke down and told me she was bisexual." "Who on earth wants to have...
I am in the process of having a wood floor laid in my hall and have a lovely rug that I want to use on it but wonder if it will slide and perhaps be dangerous for elderly relatives. Does anyone know...
I recently made one using a recipe I found on the net but the result was a bit disapointing. It was lovely and light and well risen but the texture was slightly chewy. I'd never made one before but I...
Did anyone watch it on More 4 last night? The idiot who was driving in the van with his cousin,they were both messing about doing hand dancing,but the one driving kept taking both hands off the...
I am soon going to buy a new laptop and wonder whether to buy a security software package (anti-virus, anti-malware etc) eg. Kaspersky, Panda, or something similar, or whether I might just as well...
Is it ok to use greaseproof paper rather than baking parchment for cooking meringue for pavlova? The recipe I have says baking parchment is better but I don't have any - only greaseproof! Don't want...
Does anyone know of a car rental firm that you can pay with debit card or cash? I may need to hire a car in the next day or two, but I don't have a credit card any more.
I have discovered a couple of young rats behind my concrete shed The shed has a gap of only around three inches between it and a perimeter wall. I've seen both the little blighters together this...
A year ago, I took acting classes at John Casablancas Modeling and Career Center. On my final day; Graduation, one of the agencies that my school works with sent someone down, so that we could...
I bought 5 of these shrubs a month ago, and most have flowering buds with a few opened. But yesterday evening I noticed that the buds are covered in blackfly, smothered. I don;t have anything at home...
We had a Chicken Korma Curry for our evening meal made and doctored by mei courtesy of a jar of Korma sauce from Morrisons .Boil in the bag Basmati rice . It was very tasty .But we just ate it and...
Seen these in a magazine - some good ones Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. If I agreed with you, we would both be wrong. We never...
A blonde takes her car to a mechanic! The mechanic says 'Nothing to worry about, it’s just sh!t in the air filter!' She says 'Brilliant, how many times do I have to do that?' Cops came and...
I just found a small pile of abandoned mammalian discardings on the hall carpet. 'Minnie' likes to reap the fruits of the back garden now and then, presumably to sate her hunter/killer instincts...
Hi Ok, so my friend has been lodging with me and my husband for about 3 months since she left her husband, now she has a new 'friend' who she spends all day every day with, also works with him, he...