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Taxing down the runway, the passenger jet abruptly came to a stop, turned around and returned to the gate. Eventually however, after an hour-long wait, the flight finally took off. A concerned...

ibizaboy

what kind of saxaphone.??

im trying to find out "what kind" of saxaphone i like listening to. my favourites include "sade,s smooth operator" and "tears for fears working hour" from "songs...

mich3lle

My husbands gone mad and smashed the house up, bitten the dog and took on 10 police officers

I'm going out of my wits here, my husband came in yesterday afternoon with several shady friends after having gone out last night clubbing and came in wild eyed and incoherrant. I asked him has he...

notlynx

Having a problem with cat fouling? Try this!

I might be jumping the gun a bit here, but in desperation, after trying everything to stop cats from fouling my garden, I decided I would see if the powerful smell of Jeyes fluid would deter them. It...

kayd1961

Son's girlfriend is rude

Our son's girlfriend is rude and always making fun of him or something at our house. We can hardly stand this anymore. She makes fun of him in a laughing way... makes fun of his growing baldness or...

SpikeyBush

Pile of excrement

The missus was tired of her car and wanted a fresh one for the sake of it. I said NO, there's naff all wrong with what we have now, that will do. I was abroad on business when she called me saying...

Tilly2

Boiling gammon.

I have a 1kg piece of unsmoked gammon to cook for tonight. Usually, I boil it first to get the salt out and then roast it. Is this the best thing to do to get a lovely succulent piece of meat? In the...

CarlosTackett

I want to know about the best restaurant in Australia?

I want to know the best restaurant in Australia?

FredPuli43

Horse's ear grab

Before the first race at Ascot, a filly was reluctant to go into the stalls. Her jockey's answer was to grab her ear. Can any horsey person on here explain how and why holding her ear was supposed to...

chrissa1

The Hillbilly Divorce

A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?' The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces'. The lawyer said, 'Do you have...

Tolsty

Yorkshire Puddings

Why do yorkshire puddings have to come in the most noisy packaging? I've never known anything so loud!

zabado

Thirsty Tortoise.

A bloke hears a knock on his front door and goes to see who's there. On his door step is a tortoise who says "can I have a drink of water please".The bloke says "cheeky little sod"...

BobbyBobBob

Anti anxiety herbal remedy

Hi as mentioned in previous messages, I get married very soon and I'm incredibly nervous about doing the speech. I signed up to a speaking forum and came across something called Bravina. Now I have...

tara20

My Sandy has a Brain Tumour

We've only had him for four years (got him as a pup after Tara) and about six weeks ago he started having epileptic fits. Golden Retreivers seem to be quite often epileptic. Then the fits came more...

BobbyBobBob

wedding speech

Hi everyone My wedding day is fast approaching and I want to know if I have got the layout of my speech correct. I have seen a few videos where the groom has started by obvioulsy yhanking the brides...

bednobs

I am old :(

was just watching the waltons programme on itv. Just before it started i said to my husband "how long ago do you think they were born" and we came to the conclusion it was about 20 years....

MissCommando

F.A.O Ratter

Heya, sorry to bother you. Just after a bit of advice. You may remember me saying about my sister having a mouse in her house a while back. Well, the pest control bloke they had out put bait down and...

kcuhc

child-rearing practices of Filipinos with other nationalities

what are the child-rearing practices of Filipinos and other nationalities?

magicmick

Rhyme

One fine day in the middle of the night 2 dead men got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew their swords and shot each other My mother taught this rhyme to me sixty something years ago...

Nosha123

What would you do....

Young male cat... 18 months old... 2 weeks ago he had his annual jabs and a check up. Also had him wormed All fine. He seems to be totally fine in himself... runs around. sleeps. happy. chirpy. But...

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