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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

Morning, Wednesday midweek already, where do the days go. I hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a good one, do you have any plans for today?...
03:27 Wed 11th May 202273 answers, last by emmie 07:51 Wed 11th May 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Tuesday already, where do the days go, i hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a very pleasant one, do you have any plans for the day?...
03:38 Tue 10th May 202232 answers, last by emmie 07:41 Tue 10th May 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.'...
04:42 Tue 10th May 20225 answers, last by Ken4155 11:29 Tue 10th May 2022
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Shaglene

How Old Were You...................

How old were you when you realised that race car spelt backwards is race car?
17:27 Sun 08th May 20229 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:31 Mon 09th May 2022
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Chipchopper

Not Alot Of People Know This..

Koalas, apparently, are not true bears. The zookeeper told me that they do not have the right koalafications...
16:21 Sun 08th May 202212 answers, last by 1ozzy 07:54 Wed 11th May 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My mate asked me "what do you think of voluntary work?" I said "I wouldn't do it if you paid me"...
05:41 Mon 09th May 20222 answers, last by Chipchopper 06:42 Mon 09th May 2022
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Smowball

Invisible Ink!

I accidentally drank a whole bottle of invisible ink! I’m now sat in hospital waiting to be seen…… : )...
21:04 Sun 08th May 20227 answers, last by Patsy33 10:04 Mon 09th May 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Monday already, the working week starts for some, i hope you are all as well as can be and that your day is a good one, do you have any plans for today?...
03:28 Mon 09th May 202237 answers, last by emmie 07:17 Mon 09th May 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves....
05:08 Sun 08th May 20225 answers, last by Ken4155 11:25 Sun 08th May 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Sunday already, the weekend is flying by, I hope that you are all as well as can be, and that your day is a good one, do you have any plans for today?...
03:26 Sun 08th May 202228 answers, last by DTCwordfan 07:14 Sun 08th May 2022
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Tilly2

Hawthorn Blossom.

Have you noticed how prolific the Hawthorn blossom is this year? The only downside is those pesky Hawthorn flies which hover about at head height when you walk along the hedgerows. I don't know how...
18:38 Fri 06th May 202219 answers, last by MWG14 17:19 Sat 07th May 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

The police have confirmed that the man who fell from a 15th storey night club was not a bouncer.
06:11 Sat 07th May 20227 answers, last by Patsy33 08:38 Sat 07th May 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday and the weekend starts here, I hope that you are all in fine fettle and that your day is a good one, do you have any plans for today....
03:18 Sat 07th May 202225 answers, last by emmie 07:29 Sat 07th May 2022
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andy-hughes

Merseybeat

Hopefully our well-spread AB'ers can settle an argument between the present Mrs Hughes and myself. I believe the term 'Merseybeat', used by the media to describe Liverpool pop music in the 1960's, was...
14:23 Fri 06th May 202220 answers, last by jno 17:15 Mon 16th May 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!
06:22 Fri 06th May 20226 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:29 Fri 06th May 2022
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Chipchopper

The Spirit Within

I couldn't think why on earth I chucked that old boomerang out, then suddenly it hit me!
05:07 Fri 06th May 20222 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:23 Fri 06th May 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Friday and the end of the working week for some, hasn't this week zipped by. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a good one. Do you have any plans for today?...
03:40 Fri 06th May 202237 answers, last by murraymints 07:31 Fri 06th May 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Someone keeps leaving celery and rhubarb on my doorstep. I think I have a stalker....
06:03 Thu 05th May 202214 answers, last by Patsy33 10:23 Thu 05th May 2022
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Chipchopper

Surprize Surprize

I went to see a microbiologist the other day, he was much bigger than I expected
05:28 Thu 05th May 20223 answers, last by Chipchopper 05:43 Thu 05th May 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Thursday already and the days are whizzing by, i hope that you are all in good health, if not then you have my sympathies and that your day will be a good one come what may. Do you have...
03:34 Thu 05th May 202253 answers, last by emmie 07:22 Thu 05th May 2022

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