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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan....
05:24 Wed 04th May 20229 answers, last by Hopkirk 11:45 Wed 04th May 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Wednesday midweek already, how time flies, i hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a good one, anything planned for today? I have an online shop to sort through later this...
03:31 Wed 04th May 202241 answers, last by emmie 07:11 Wed 04th May 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic? Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there’s a dog....
04:27 Tue 03rd May 20225 answers, last by Patsy33 10:55 Tue 03rd May 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

Morning, Tuesday already, I hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a pleasant one, do you have anything planned for today?...
03:28 Tue 03rd May 202238 answers, last by emmie 07:24 Tue 03rd May 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Sundays are a little sad, but the day before is a sadder day.
06:19 Sun 01st May 202210 answers, last by murraymints 06:07 Mon 02nd May 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Monday and another Bank Holiday rolls around, I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Anything planned for today?...
03:24 Mon 02nd May 202291 answers, last by DTCwordfan 07:25 Mon 02nd May 2022
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Canary42

Ouch !

When my friend parked in a hospital car park, the attendant came up and said “This car park is for badge holders only”. My friend replied, “That's fine, I’ve got a bad shoulder”...
00:09 Sun 01st May 20224 answers, last by Patsy33 14:55 Sun 01st May 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Sunday already, the days are flying by, I hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a good one. Anything planned for today?...
03:33 Sun 01st May 202233 answers, last by lady-janine 07:38 Sun 01st May 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I accidentally sat on the wife's hair dryer. That put the wind up me....
07:51 Sat 30th Apr 20224 answers, last by gulliver1 11:29 Sat 30th Apr 2022
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Chipchopper

Buzz Off

I went to my tool shed to get some tools out, and noticed some wasps busily building a nest, hanging down from the roof. While at the hard wear store, I picked up a can of insecticide and asked "is...
05:43 Fri 29th Apr 20226 answers, last by piggynose 06:12 Sat 30th Apr 2022
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Chipchopper

News Just In

A van shed its load of dirty laundry while attempting to overtake an articulated lorry on the motorway. Police were at the scene measuring the skid marks....
06:24 Fri 29th Apr 20224 answers, last by Chipchopper 05:36 Sat 30th Apr 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday and the weekend starts here, I hope that you are all in good health, if not then you have my sympathy, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today?...
03:50 Sat 30th Apr 202230 answers, last by emmie 07:18 Sat 30th Apr 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I went to the doctor and said I'm frightened of lapels. He said you've got cholera....
05:31 Fri 29th Apr 20225 answers, last by gulliver1 15:57 Fri 29th Apr 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Friday and the end of the working week for some, i hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a good one. Anything planned for today?...
03:27 Fri 29th Apr 202256 answers, last by DTCwordfan 07:06 Fri 29th Apr 2022
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maggiebee

Wedding Blues?

"How did you meet your husband?" "I'm a chemist and he came in to buy condoms. He asked for XXXXXL. It was only after we married that I realised he stuttered!"...
11:20 Thu 28th Apr 20223 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:54 Thu 28th Apr 2022
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grandpajoe

Qualcast Hedge Trimmer Spares??

It seems almost impossible to get to speak to someone who can locate a spare part for my 480 Qualcast hedge trimmer!1 The latest firm i contacted referred me to ARGOS so no luck there Has anyone been...
13:38 Thu 28th Apr 20225 answers, last by grandpajoe 19:54 Thu 28th Apr 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

So what if I don't know what apocalypse means. It's not the end of the world....
06:20 Thu 28th Apr 20222 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:22 Thu 28th Apr 2022
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Shaglene

Whoopee..............

A whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke..............
18:16 Wed 27th Apr 20222 answers, last by Chipchopper 05:20 Thu 28th Apr 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Thursday already, the week is slipping by, i hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a good one, anything planned for today? I have my online shop to sort out later and...
03:28 Thu 28th Apr 202251 answers, last by lady-janine 07:47 Thu 28th Apr 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Wednesday midweek and the days are flying by, i hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a good one. Do you have have any plans for today? A friend is dropping by later on...
03:33 Wed 27th Apr 202251 answers, last by DTCwordfan 07:07 Wed 27th Apr 2022

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