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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Have you heard of that new band 1023MB? They're good but they haven't got a gig yet....
05:47 Tue 26th Apr 20226 answers, last by zebo 11:01 Tue 26th Apr 2022
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willyboy

I've Got A Yukka And It's A Blimmin' Big ............ Plant!

It must be over 6ft tall now, and the leaves are lethal. However, the lower leaves are starting and/or becoming rotten. Can l just cut them back just to remove the "bad" parts? Thank you...
13:47 Mon 25th Apr 202210 answers, last by 1ozzy 05:56 Tue 26th Apr 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Tuesday already, the days are certainly going fast. I hope that you are in good health and that your day is a pleasant one, do you have any plans for today?...
03:27 Tue 26th Apr 202248 answers, last by DTCwordfan 07:17 Tue 26th Apr 2022
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Chipchopper

Online Shopping

Is it usual to be told the prices have gone up when you come to pay for items at the checkout ?
12:48 Mon 25th Apr 202210 answers, last by Old_Geezer 17:19 Mon 25th Apr 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Monday already and the working week starts here for some of you, i hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a pleasant one, do you have any plans for today?...
03:31 Mon 25th Apr 202231 answers, last by pastafreak 08:50 Mon 25th Apr 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

For his 80th birthday, the old boy's mates clubbed together to get him a prostitute. She asked them "does he want sex or super sex?" The old boy pipes up "I'll have soup please"...
05:55 Sun 24th Apr 20227 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:38 Sun 24th Apr 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Sunday already, where has the week gone to, I hope that you are all as well as can be, and that your day is a good one, anything planned for it? I have a phone call from a friend in NI at...
03:32 Sun 24th Apr 202223 answers, last by emmie 07:24 Sun 24th Apr 2022
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William51

Favourite Funny Lines In Films.

One of my favourite funny lines is in a Mae West film. " It is not about the men in my life, but the life in my men ". Priceless. Other good ones?....
07:35 Sat 23rd Apr 202239 answers, last by mouseymick 21:26 Sat 23rd Apr 2022
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Rondy

Signs

SIGNS: On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) __________ Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR...
14:56 Fri 22nd Apr 20223 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:15 Sat 23rd Apr 2022
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mallyh

Weeds

doesn't matter how many times i dig weeds out or use weed killer the little @@@@@@s keep coming back, any tips will be appreciated x
13:43 Thu 21st Apr 202215 answers, last by mallyh 06:57 Sat 23rd Apr 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday already and the weekend starts here, i hope that you are all in good health, if not then as always you have my sympathy, and that you have as good a day as possible. Anything planned...
03:22 Sat 23rd Apr 202252 answers, last by Smowball 07:28 Sat 23rd Apr 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

It takes guts to be an organ donor.
04:39 Fri 22nd Apr 202219 answers, last by Patsy33 09:13 Fri 22nd Apr 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Friday and the end of the working week for some, i hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one, anything planned for today?...
03:28 Fri 22nd Apr 202228 answers, last by Smowball 07:30 Fri 22nd Apr 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I visited the local office of the RSPCA yesterday. It's tiny. You couldn't swing a cat in there....
06:34 Thu 21st Apr 20226 answers, last by Hopkirk 13:34 Thu 21st Apr 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Thursday and the week is rushing by, i hope that you are all in good health, and that your day is a pleasant one, anything planned for today?...
03:40 Thu 21st Apr 202269 answers, last by emmie 07:12 Thu 21st Apr 2022
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Chipchopper

Fired

I got fired from my job as a film set designer. I left without making a scene...
05:34 Wed 20th Apr 20224 answers, last by Chipchopper 14:44 Wed 20th Apr 2022
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zabado

Church Sermon.

At the end of a church sermon the vicar asked his congregation "has anyone ever seen a ghost" ?, and about thirty people put their hands up. "Okay then, has anyone ever kissed a ghost" ?, and five...
09:16 Wed 20th Apr 20223 answers, last by Chipchopper 14:33 Wed 20th Apr 2022
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haras2

Cuckoo

Heard the first cuckoo of the year today. Four days later than last year. Have your's arrived?...
15:13 Tue 19th Apr 20227 answers, last by Zacs-Master 11:17 Wed 20th Apr 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine? He's fully recovered....
06:12 Wed 20th Apr 20228 answers, last by Patsy33 11:20 Wed 20th Apr 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Wednesday midweek already, i hope that you are all in good health, if not then you have my sympathy, and best wishes for a speedy recovery, and that your day is a good one. Do you have...
03:26 Wed 20th Apr 202254 answers, last by Smowball 08:20 Wed 20th Apr 2022

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