I took the wife bungee jumping at the weekend, she jumped first. As her neck snapped and her skull split open spraying blood all over the rocks below I thought......................................
Wife says to husband "You only ever want sex when you're drunk"
Husband says "That's not true......................................
sometimes I want a kebab"...
I have problems with my cursor not working but only on this site. When I have typed something and have made a mistake, I am unable to click on the appropriate part of the message to correct it. I have...
After a houseparty there's always one left over in the morning. Lying on the floor behind the sofa, totally legless and can't even stand up. I asked him where he lived, dragged him up, pulled him down...
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk A carton of eggs A quart of orange juice A head of lettuce A 2 lb. can of coffee A 1 lb. package of bacon As I was...
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and an Aussie are all walking together one day.. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each of you one wish, which is three...
Congratulations to Alistair Brownlee on winning the World Triathlon Championship, and to his brother Jonathan for finishing second.................brilliant pair of Yorkshire lads!!
A dog lover, whose dog was a bitch and 'in heat' agreed to look after her neighbour's male dog while they were away on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep them apart, but...
I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. I...