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I'm thinking of getting a Nespresso.....................has anyone got one and do you rate them?
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I took the wife bungee jumping at the weekend, she jumped first. As her neck snapped and her skull split open spraying blood all over the rocks below I thought......................................
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Wife says to husband "You only ever want sex when you're drunk" Husband says "That's not true...................................... sometimes I want a kebab"...
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..................it's like a sudden plague.
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I have problems with my cursor not working but only on this site. When I have typed something and have made a mistake, I am unable to click on the appropriate part of the message to correct it. I have...
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At last his new book The Affair is on sale in the UK from September 29th.........something to look forward to.
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Are you this cute? http://www.dailymail....m-fans-book-deal.html...
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After a houseparty there's always one left over in the morning. Lying on the floor behind the sofa, totally legless and can't even stand up. I asked him where he lived, dragged him up, pulled him down...
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I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk A carton of eggs A quart of orange juice A head of lettuce A 2 lb. can of coffee A 1 lb. package of bacon As I was...
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Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and an Aussie are all walking together one day.. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each of you one wish, which is three...
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............anybody else getting nervous?
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Congratulations to Alistair Brownlee on winning the World Triathlon Championship, and to his brother Jonathan for finishing second.................brilliant pair of Yorkshire lads!!
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Just a reminder that there's an extra Corrie tonight at 8pm.........
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Anyone else finding it very slow today..............or is it just me?
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So the Big Brother house has Jedward and a swimming pool..................................where's Barrymore when you need him?
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My mate Paddy was among the rioters who ransacked Argos in Manchester on Tuesday. He's got 500 catalogues if you want one..................
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A dog lover, whose dog was a bitch and 'in heat' agreed to look after her neighbour's male dog while they were away on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep them apart, but...
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Just a reminder it's on BBC1 at 9pm and it's June Brown (Dot Cotton).
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I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. I...

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