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Twoday's puns

How do you get two whales in a mini? Down the M4 and over the Severn Bridge. > > > > > > When she got married, she got a new name and a dress.

legendis.god

thank you thank you

The emails of support sent to me after the torrents of abuse from the chimpette and the rest of the monkeys has really cheered me up thanks to all mwwwahhhhhhhhhhhhhh xxxxx it means a lot and just...

waterboatman

Good morning early birds!

A better start to the day here in Gloucestershire. a bit of cloud about but it looks promising.

docspock

Had a nice couple of nights at my daughters in nottingham

They only want me when some plumbing needs fixing. Don't mean it. It is very sunny here, must go and enjoy it. Is daniela31 really 4' 11"

wizard66

Anyone ever lived without a tv ?

I once lived without a tv for over a year and never missed it. I rarely watch tv now (the odd quiz or documentry). My family all love various programmes, to the point of never missing them and if they...

TWR

Small print!!!! Do you? Should you? The consequences.

Do you book Hols On-Line? Do you bye anything on line? How many check the small print, Or can you not be bothered because, IT IS small print, How many have come unstuck by thinking " Sod It"

legendis.god

Saw this from last nite

" What i dont really get is why people make up new usernames to slag their other usernmes off. " Now excusing the bad spelling. What does it mean? Do users make other names up to slag themselves off?...

Bbbananas

Everywhere I go, I get slandered, libelled...

.... I hear words I never heard in the bible. I love this one. And Late in the Evening also. They both get me going..musically. Which of S&G's more up-tempo songs are you a fan of?

craft1948

E-mails

When clicking on hyperlinks in emails I can never get them to open in IE, I always have to copy and paste. I used to be able to open the links and can't think what I've changed - any advice please?

TWR

Would you say people in the UK are Stupid?

Think about the Question & the conclusions with things in general.

knobby.

Ahem

While you have all been having a ding dong battle on here today, my plight for justice on here seems to have gone unnoticed. Now I suppose that most of you have forgotten about this but I can assure...

hailthechimp

Should anyone have to go through this kind of abuse?

Hello users,just to say that as a fairly new user i have enjoyed my time here and have made a few computer buddies,but it seems that there are haters in the background that like to troll and wreck a...

christine847

whats your favourite...................................................

Disco song.............here's mine.................great intro !

claymore

Wishful thinking

What headline would you most like to see plastered all over the front page of your morning paper? I am hanging out for the day I see.. WE ARE NOT ALONE !

SLINKYKATE

sons embarrassing moment

my son is a trendy 21 year old who wears his jeans veeeeery low,he was carrying my shopping one day and his trousers fell down,he had no free hands to grab then,it was a pretty sight

hailthechimp

Theme Tunes,i believe that everyone should have their own intro

Whenever they come on to this site,heres mine whats yours?

10ClarionSt

Am I the only Man Utd fan who read the Liverpool Echo on Monday?

And I read it all. It was all the usual stuff you would expect. I thought some of it was quite funny. But I think Tony Barrett was wrong with his opening comments on the match report. He implied that...

NoMercy

Bee in your bonnet?

When I woke up this morning, after my first cuppa, I had the inexplicable and overwhelming urge to have scallops, wrapped in bacon, panfried in foaming butter. Quite simply, nothing else would do. Did...

kathryn.girl

is just me

or does anyone else think alan smith is absolutely GORGEOUS ??!!!!!!

c1

Slimming pill

Has anybody ever taken Lipoband the clinically proven fat binder? and what was the outcome?

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