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GK TEL sat

39d Is the answer acappella 4d The french for bluestocking 3 and 4 TIA...
14:14 Sat 18th Feb 20126 answers, last by gobenn 16:58 Sat 18th Feb 2012
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Jemisa

A Dentist..

noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. 'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked. 'No, I don't,' she...
12:18 Sat 18th Feb 20123 answers, last by maggiebee 16:42 Sat 18th Feb 2012
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dickythecook

chocolate disc

covered in 100's and 1000's help please...
13:44 Sat 18th Feb 201217 answers, last by Baldric 15:58 Sat 18th Feb 2012
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sandyRoe

Is there anywhere in myth or legend a story of a mask which when put on can't be removed?

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19:15 Fri 17th Feb 201211 answers, last by mike b 04:18 Thu 26th Apr 2012
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dickythecook

Did I mishear on the news

that the local council in Bideford? was going to try and have the 'no prayers' ruling overturned. What a waste of other peoples money!!
19:05 Fri 17th Feb 20129 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 19:30 Fri 17th Feb 2012
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Jemisa

Bob Knows Everybody...

Bob Knows Everybody Bob and his friend are sitting in their deck-chairs admiring the sunset. Bob has a proud smile on his face when he says, "You know, I don't think there's anyone on this planet...
15:48 Fri 17th Feb 201225 answers, last by missprim 00:30 Sat 18th Feb 2012
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Nibble

An easy way to lose your job??

Another good idea from a BA employee!!! http://www.policeorac...omb-Threat_44998.html...
18:44 Fri 17th Feb 20128 answers, last by Zeuhl 02:27 Sat 18th Feb 2012
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albaqwerty

Interview at JobCentre

I've to bring proof of ID, (can do) proof of address (can do) proof of any bank/building society accounts which I can't do as I no longer have one. It is surely impossible to prove that nothing...
14:56 Fri 17th Feb 20125 answers, last by tonywiltshire 16:40 Fri 17th Feb 2012
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marval

Lubricant

Murphy's' old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at...
23:42 Thu 16th Feb 20126 answers, last by Dickythecook 14:48 Fri 17th Feb 2012
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crisgal

what's missing in my curry?

i fried my onions until they were really brown, seared the stewing steak, dry fried the curry powder, cumin, coriander and chilli, and bunged it in the slow cooker for 6 hours with some beef stock and...
10:40 Fri 17th Feb 201244 answers, last by Zeuhl 02:20 Sat 18th Feb 2012
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dickythecook

I just called the.....

Incontinence clinic helpline to get directions. They asked me where I was ringing from and I said from the waist down.
17:07 Thu 16th Feb 20129 answers, last by Dickythecook 17:18 Thu 16th Feb 2012
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dickythecook

'OLD' IS WHEN

'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot. 'OLD' IS WHEN... An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom. 'OLD' IS WHEN 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the...
17:04 Thu 16th Feb 201213 answers, last by vulcan42 15:38 Fri 17th Feb 2012
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NoMercy

Make a random statement...

on this thread.
13:00 Thu 16th Feb 201290 answers, last by shake_your_booty 01:06 Fri 17th Feb 2012
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wildwood

Noah's Ark.

I'm bored so here goes... Are there any religious folks on Answerbank who believe the Noah's Ark account as in Genesis? I mean, only 6 people left 6000 years ago, and some insects are parthenogenic so...
21:41 Wed 15th Feb 201275 answers, last by jomifl 20:18 Sun 19th Feb 2012
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dickythecook

Letter frm the campsite

Dear Mum Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and got worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us...
18:41 Tue 14th Feb 20127 answers, last by Dickythecook 14:42 Wed 15th Feb 2012
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Nebch

Dart board height?

I know that the bulls eye of a dartboard is supposed to be about 1.7m from the floor. However, I've noticed how high it seems. When you see professionals fetching their darts, they all seem to be way...
22:05 Sat 11th Feb 20128 answers, last by miltonbraswell 09:15 Thu 14th Jun 2018
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anotheoldgit

Keith Vaz investigated in India.

http://www.telegraph....s-campaign-rally.html Should a British politician currently in India to promote trade with Britain, be allowed to address a Goan Congress campaign rally, in support of the...
14:02 Wed 15th Feb 201210 answers, last by Gromit 01:09 Thu 16th Feb 2012
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dickythecook

Pitcherwitless

6d help please
13:52 Wed 15th Feb 20122 answers, last by Dickythecook 14:06 Wed 15th Feb 2012
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mccfluff

what's for lunch

haven;t seen one of these for a while so just thought i'd do one, esp for sqad me i'm having cherries, a cheese ham salad wrap and i'm contemplating going and getting some wedges...
12:26 Wed 15th Feb 201243 answers, last by sunny-dave 15:14 Wed 15th Feb 2012
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LochNessMonster

Poll : If caught with an itchy bottom in public, do you scratch it or hide to scratch it?

This always seems to happen when your in a department store ? I hide, as I shy ? Nessie TLNM...
08:31 Wed 15th Feb 201227 answers, last by triggerhippy 13:47 Wed 15th Feb 2012

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