While out this morning around the Wimbledon tennis courts, after his various interviews, Andy Murray takes some exercise to wind down a little and to keep him in prime condition. On the way round the...
1. It's more fun to look at. 2. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 3. Wow, and your feet are so big. 4. It's ok, we'll work around it. 5. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 6. What do you...
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterwards, the doctor comes in and says: "I have to tell you something about your baby." The woman sits up in bed and says: "What's wrong with my baby, doctor?...
The joke that did in David Warner: In a Birmingham nightclub, what do you call an Australian with a champagne bottle in his hand? A waiter. What do you get if you cross the Australian cricket team...
21d American inhabitant putting up shopping complex 5 and I definitely have --a-a. I also have loin in for 21a so likely an L for the first letter, the clue being meat upsets carnivores inside (lion...
As we don't have a politics section......this one could have gone under media or adverts at the very least, jobs even. Should Unison be offering financial and legal advice services as an enticement to...
The Mater's spaniel carries his dog-bowl around with him and anything he can get his choppers on. This is amazing and was shown on Countryfile last Sunday....and they showed several shots of the...
A depressed-looking man, looking a bit like Ketterin' Ed, is sitting in a cheap, greasy diner in a Leeds suburb. He picks up the menu and sees that it contains just three dishes: meatloaf, shepherd's...
Q: Why are Cambridge Uni quantum physicists bad lovers?
A: Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position....
Please be upstanding this evening in honour of two ABers and one other. 1. gness - her nth birthday but more than 21.......and for what she has been through in the last 24 hours. 2. ric.ror's mum -...