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Rondy

Goldfish

Today I went to my local pet shop to buy some goldfish, the assistant asked: "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I'm not bothered what star sign they have."...
11:35 Wed 29th Apr 202012 answers, last by Patsy33 19:46 Thu 30th Apr 2020
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ChillDoubt

N H S Colleague R I P

As some of you are aware from various threads on here, a colleague of mine from Theatres has been on ITU for some 9 days after an emergency admission. Sadly, after 7 days on the ventilator he passed...
16:18 Wed 15th Apr 202034 answers, last by Ellipsis 16:21 Thu 30th Apr 2020
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jennyjoan

Insomnia And Milk

I suffer from insomnia but the past two nights - I went downstairs at about 4.00am and made some hot milk. Turned off the light and slept to about 7.30. Can anybody tell me what the hot milk really...
12:36 Thu 30th Apr 202040 answers, last by jennyjoan 21:32 Thu 30th Apr 2020
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10ClarionSt

Protest At The Lockdown.

Last week, a guy tried to organise a protest march against the lockdown, from Trafalgar Square to Downing Street. You didn't hear about did you? Because only 2 people turned up! I wonder why? Could...
06:56 Thu 30th Apr 202044 answers, last by shoota 14:29 Thu 30th Apr 2020
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10ClarionSt

Collateral Damage.

Boris the Black Knight and the other knights of his round table, must surely have tried to anticipate the damage that lockdown would do to the country. They must have known that businesses and jobs...
06:49 Thu 30th Apr 202042 answers, last by Ellipsis 11:43 Thu 30th Apr 2020
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queenofmean

I’m Ok

Thought I’d best check in as not been on in like what feels like an age. I’m doing well. Didn’t have a good start to lockdown and my mental health took a nose dive full 180 degree plummet. But I...
21:36 Wed 29th Apr 202021 answers, last by marval 17:15 Thu 30th Apr 2020
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weecalf

Is That A Bob

Hope look alike on the chase at the moment...
16:07 Wed 29th Apr 202010 answers, last by Ellipsis 17:50 Wed 29th Apr 2020
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Apc2604

Baby Johnson

It's a boy! Congratulations Boris and Carrie...
09:01 Wed 29th Apr 2020134 answers, last by diddlydo 13:42 Thu 30th Apr 2020
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Ellipsis

John Torode Sets Fire To Tea-Towel

As heard on the news headlines, John Torode accidentally set fire to a tea-towel this morning while cooking muffins on live TV. He calmly placed the tea-towel in the sink and carried on. In other news...
11:10 Tue 28th Apr 202020 answers, last by Ellipsis 21:19 Tue 28th Apr 2020
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Tilly2

How Much Will The Government Now Be Saving In State Pension Costs?

Lots of elderly people now not receiving their pensions. Sorry if that seems a bit callous but just wondering if a anyone has calculated the possible savings....
12:34 Tue 28th Apr 202044 answers, last by bednobs 16:28 Tue 28th Apr 2020
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Cloverjo

How Useless Is Priti Patel?

Re mixed messages from govt: “We’ve been clear about this from the start: You MUST stay at home. “We’ve also been clear that that you can go to work.” Yep, that clears it all up....
21:11 Sat 25th Apr 202057 answers, last by Grandpappy 16:19 Tue 28th Apr 2020
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Maydup

Coach Holiday Company About To Collapse

The parent company of Shearings Coach company are on the brink of collapse. The administrators are on standby. What is the procedure for those with cancelled holidays now? Wait for instructions?...
16:42 Fri 24th Apr 20209 answers, last by tamaris 12:09 Sun 26th Apr 2020
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Theland

Hubble Telescope

NASA has announced it is thirty years since the Hubble telescope was launched. It has revealed the true wonders of the universe. Brings to mind Psalm 19....
11:13 Fri 24th Apr 2020214 answers, last by Coppit 05:45 Wed 29th Apr 2020
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Apc2604

Oh Dear ..

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-52407177 Unbelievable! (Well it would be if it was anyone else!)...
09:28 Fri 24th Apr 20205 answers, last by Apc2604 17:33 Fri 24th Apr 2020
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ToraToraTora

Is A Curtailment Of Civil Liberties A Price Worth Paying?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52401763 I'm not normally a NTH ; NTF person, in this case I think contact apps are a price worth paying. We must be careful though that this does not represent...
08:55 Fri 24th Apr 202035 answers, last by Spicerack 17:52 Tue 28th Apr 2020
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jim360

Disinfectant Injections May Cure Covid-19

Well, certainly the patient wouldn't be worried about Covid-19 any more... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtgVxGkrX1Y...
00:41 Fri 24th Apr 2020366 answers, last by jim360 19:50 Sat 25th Apr 2020
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ToraToraTora

Is Diddly Secretly Haridan Harperson?

https://news.sky.com/video/harriet-harman-suggests-that-boris-johnson-should-be-talking-to-mps-as-well-as-trump-11977304...
11:43 Thu 23rd Apr 202025 answers, last by teacake44 15:56 Thu 23rd Apr 2020
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BarbaraFarge

Selling A Car During Lockdown

Hello, Does anyone have any advice on the best way, if at all, that I can sell my car during lockdown? The insurance renewal is due in two weeks and with the current situation I can't really afford to...
14:52 Wed 22nd Apr 202017 answers, last by Hopkirk 06:16 Thu 23rd Apr 2020
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thesshhh

Your Dream Lockdown Partner

If you could choose any well-known person to be in lockdown with - just the two of you - who would be yours?
06:00 Wed 22nd Apr 202092 answers, last by Theblip 20:31 Wed 29th Apr 2020
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ToraToraTora

Teacake Keeps Posting, Accusing The Government Of Lying

yet despite dozens of requests on multiple threads there is nary an example and all requests for such are ignored. Is AB facilitating libel here?
12:30 Tue 21st Apr 202092 answers, last by Old_Geezer 08:47 Wed 22nd Apr 2020

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