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Is It Almost Time For People To Take Responsibility For Themselves?

Isolation is creating serious social and personal problems so since the situation with the virus seems to be stabilising somewhat, when this current session of lockdown ends should people be allowed...

ToraToraTora

Branson Did Not Leave U K For Tax Reasons! Right Oh!

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2013/oct/13/richard-branson-uk-tax-british-virgin-islands Tell you what then, pay tax voluntarily as if you did live here! Then we may believe your BS....

exarmy448

Timbucktoo

There was a national poetry competition which had reached its final between a University Professor and a country bumpkin. They were each given 20 seconds to come up with a poem using the word...

SparklyKid

Juat Had A Quick Look At My Drones, Toys And Phones Etc Etc

Guess where they are all made, yep, CHINA. What The Funicular...

retrocop

Face Masks

It appears that the government has now decided that face masks have some efficacy and are suggesting it would be a condition when lock down ends for workers to wear them and when using Public...

pixie374

Slightly Dodgy...

https://i.postimg.cc/7ZqGQ9Nf/IMG-20200419-WA0013.jpg...

10ClarionSt

A Man Was Mowing His Lawn........

......when a spaceship landed on his garden. A huge jelly alien came wobbling towards him. Where have you come from? said the man. The Moon? No, said the alien. I've travelled non-stop for 15 million...

10ClarionSt

Cobra Statement From The Pm.....

...and other clueless ministers. The decisive and positive action that your govt has taken so far, has ensured that CV-19 has spread like wildfire. The decision to lockdown the country and force...

Buenchico

At Last We Know . . .

. . . what people [i]really[i] needed all those loo rollls for that they were buying in massive quantities not so long back! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-52295494 ;-)...

Mozz71

Captain Tom Moore Tops £10M In Donations...

Captain Tom, you are an inspiration. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-52303859...

retrocop

Robert Peston Covid Status

Has anyone noticed that about two weeks ago Robert Peston was self isolating due to his partner having symptoms of the virus. He continued reporting from his makeshift studio in his house in N....

Jordyboy9

The Future Of Answerbank?

This will be the future of answerbank the way things are going. gmeb,good morning after 9oclock,and 12 oclock, and 6 oclock, what are you having for tea tonight? happy birthday to those who no longer...

flobadob

Disney's Song Of The South, Racist, Really?

I've heard many times that Disney's 1940s movie Song of the South was racist and I believe that it does not feature on its newly launched streaming service. However, we watched it recently for the...

Deskdiary

The Beatles - The Long And Winding Road

I have a very narrow taste in music - Soul and Funk only - so know very little of The Beatles music. I wasn't around at the time, so its pretty much passed my by, but a lot of the songs I do know, I...

zingo1327

Deselect A Tool In Photoshop

Hi guys.Stupid question but i don't know the answer.When I select a tool in photoshop (crop for instance)I crop the photo but can't figure out how to deselect it.Any time my mouse pointer goes over...

Patsy33

Dog Kennels

My brother's Dog Kennels business is in trouble. He's called in the retrievers..

nailit

So What If We All Die

whats the big issue? Everyone running around, washing their hands like theres no tomorrow and disinfecting everything in sight. The ONLY death that you will ever experience is your own. Yes, you will...

gulliver1

Agent Dom.

Seems like Cummings is back at Downing St , and Ignoring Social Distancing. I can see trouble ahead .

Canary42

Don't Touch That Handle - Ooops, Too Late

On a birthday present flight he didn't want to go on, he left it a bit late to duck out of it. https://uk.yahoo.com/news/man-accidentally-ejects-himself-fighter-015500954.html...