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Furlough Question

Not sure where this question should go, so sorry if it's in the wrong section. A friend of mine has 2 jobs, (different employers), and has been furloughed from one of them. Will he be eligible for the...

ToraToraTora

Oops......

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-52171694 Do as I say not as I do!...

BilSuth

The Chances Of Meeting An Infected Person...

depend on the percentage out there, and how many you meet. The fewer the better, obviously. I'm not talking about the chances of getting infected because distancing, maybe masks and other protections...

sandyRoe

The Grim Reaper Apparently Isn't Too Busy With Victims Of The Virus...

...to leave others aside for a while. My sister, 10 years older than me, and in her 80s, died in her sleep during Wednesday night. Her death was more peaceful than something like the virus would have...

yansee

Covid19

Good morning,i`ve received a letter from government that i`m vulnerable to effects of the virus as i have existing illnesses,i`m having trouble getting home deliveries though have managed to get some...

Bobbisox1

An Evening Of Classical

And here’s my favourite https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2VejTwFjwVI Do you have a favourite piece ?...

Buenchico

Bbc Quiz : Week 14

A disastrous start for me this week, with the first 4 all wrong. However I managed better from then on, to achieve my regular score of 3. Still easy enough to beat though, I think!...

Rosie29

Bill Withers

Ain't No Sunshine singer has died He was 81. I loved his voice and his music....

sinderella

Thugs Charged Over Corona Virus Coughing Attack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ml2pGuKIm8...

Canary42

Little Johnny (Warning - A Bit Rude)

The Teacher was discussing the coronavirus with the pupils and to test their understanding she asked them to construct a sentence using the word contagious ? Little Johnny responded,"Our neighbour is...

ichkeria

A Letter From The Pm

I thought everyone was supposed to have had one. We are still waiting ......

ToraToraTora

Have The Hoarders Switched Items Now?

Err indoors has just been to ASDA, loads of bog roll, no sausages and no Heinz beans! I have Just shocked Mrs TTT by conceding that in this time of crisis I am prepared to consider a lesser brand of...

naomi24

Anyone Want To Join My Cheerful Clique?

Has anyone else stopped watching the news bulletins? I watch the headlines and then switch off. I find it all so depressing. I’m thinking of starting a Cheerful Clique. Glass half-full people are very...

Bobbisox1

Need Help, I Paid Our Recent Flights On My M&S Credit Card (3Xflights)

the money has been refunded to the account but how much will it be to actually withdraw the amount to give back to my two friends? I have never made a withdrawal on a credit card before Sorry not sure...

ladyalex

Can 2 Of Us Go To Asda Or Does It Have To Be Just One?

Hi folks, need your advice again. We have a click and collect order to get from Asda tomorrow. Can lordalex and I both go to Asda, or does it just have to be one of us ? Thanks. :-))...

woofgang

Poem That Is New To Me

Prayer Some days, although we cannot pray, a prayer utters itself. So, a woman will lift her head from the sieve of her hands and stare at the minims sung by a tree, a sudden gift. Some nights,...

Canary42

Guns Are "Essential" In Usa

Apparently gun shops are on the list of essential stores to stay open for business during the coronavirus lockdown. https://uk.yahoo.com/news/trump-administration-rules-gun-shops-201946386.html...

exarmy448

Nurses Uniform

I just told my wife to put on a nurses uniform. She asked me if I was feeling horny. I replied No, but we do need some bread....

retrocop

Double Murder At Tesco

Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the sole beneficiary...

woodelf

An App Or Not...

I have an iPhone, SE ios 13, but I don't use it as a phone - no SIM card installed - but should I be able to access the apps available?...always bearing in mind that I'm a techno-duffer of the first...

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