A young Irish lad was named Mike Hunt and he suffered all his childhood with people taking the p!ss. On his 18th Birthday he changed his name, and proudly told his parents...... "You knows how I...
I got home very late last night from a poker evening with my mates. The wife was of course waiting up, ready to moan as usual. "Stop!" I said. "Don't even bother getting p!ssed off....
Cracking game, pity Adebayor didn`t score though, he had a few good chances as did Defoe. What`s happened to the gooners?, last season they were nicknamed Arselona because of their slick passing but...
1, Have you been watching the Rugby World Cup? 2, Are you worried about getting hit by the falling satellite? 3, What`s your view on Dale Farm..Evict or Let them stay? 4, Deal Or No Deal...
I`ve found an old photograph of my grandparents with Harold Wilson taken at a black tie event at Downing Street in 1970. My dad says he remembers them going there but cannot recall why. There`s a copy...
I got a text from my grandmother: "I've got chills, they're multiplying." I text her: "Haha, are you watching Grease again, Nan?" She replied: "No, my radiators aren't...
9 1/2 Leeks Trefforest Gump Cwmando The Lost Boyos An American Werewolf in Powys Huw Dares Gwyneth Dai Hard The Wizard of Oswestry Cool Hand Look-you Sheepless in Seattle The Eagle has Llandudno The...
I get 25 days holidays a year and back in May I booked off some leave for a holiday in August, 3 of which were Annual Leave and 4 were rest days. I had also booked off a few days later in the year and...
I was at the football when an announcement came over the tannoy just before kick-off that said, "Could Mr Jones please contact the nearest steward. Your wife has gone in to labour" The bloke...
My wife said, "Put it in .. come on put it in" I said, "Alright, give me a chance" She said, "Now out ..." I said, "Fecking hell love ... hang on" She said,...
