Cook and leave the dishes til the morning? Hoover and leave the Hoover in the last room they`ve done? Sweep the floor and leave a pile of muck near the bin? Leave the car with just fumes in the petrol...
I was behind one on my way home from work and she indicated to turn left and what does she go and do?
She actually turns left!
How am I supposed to prepare myself with these mind games?...
There is an Aber called ummmm To some she`s a pain in the bum But to most she`s quite nice Like sugar and spice You either like her or think she`s quite dumb Get to know her and you will soon know...
The Government claimed a small Cumbrian farmer was not paying proper wages to his help, and sent an agent out to investigate him. Govt employee: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay...
Torres has joined Chelsea for 50m pounds, The Liverpool board were happy and were getting in the rounds, But Kenny put a stop to this, By putting in a bid, To buy an injured Geordie, For 35m quid, The...
After seeing your post the other night on the gypsy thread about the car game, I have now completed all 60 levels, it was bloody addictive and like you I was stuck on level 47 for ages, many thanks...
A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses. When it was time to take the children to the...
Little boy comes home from school and says "Dad, I`ve got a part in the school play" "Great" says dad "What part have you got"? "I`m playing the part of a married...
Whenever I find a recipe online and click on the "print recipe" button, it always comes out too big At work the printer prints perfect size copies but this one is doing my head in, I`m...
Daffy Duck on a dirty weekend calls reception and asks for some condoms,....receptionist says.... "Shall I put them on your bill?
"Don`t be thuckin thupid, I`d thuffocate!...
At work there are 25 men and 3 women, no problem with the women giving out Xmas cards because that`s what women do, but men giving men Xmas cards? To `blah` and family happy xmas from `blah` and...
This weeks show was a bit of a mish mash with the wannabe posh bloke, the vegan, the black barbie, mr camp and the designer shoppa/alcoholic doctor The doctor was a wine "expert" yet failed...
My car an 05 reg, never bothered having it serviced, always been well maintained etc. Anyway I spoke to a dealer with regards to trading it in for a bigger 03 model, the dealer said becuase it has no...
