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I was walking down a quiet country lane when beside me in the foliage I heard, "Knock knock". "Who's there?" I said. "Oh thank god! My husband buried me alive here and I've...
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In the past couple of weeks whenever I get out of my car and go to shut the door I get a nasty little zap, any idea what causes this?
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PC gone mad or valid point?
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Took my motor for an MOT and was certain it would fail on the 2 worn front tyres, they look quite bald on the outside but it only failed on a blowing exhaust and wiper blades. What's the ruling...
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Top class, what's your favourite Lionel Richie song?
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My council tax is band F and is £208 per month, my neighbour is band E, I've been on the online calculator which works out what band you should be in going by the value of your house in 1991 and...
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Are there any laws about cutting them? I want to cut mine down to about 6ft from 30ft, they are in my back garden, am I free to go ahead and chop away?...
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Bless him, he paid £30k for his hair transplant and got himself a nice little quiff but he's now got a shiny little hole on the top of his head, time for an upgrade? £5k should cover...
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Any tips for the US Masters this week?
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I've gone for a 3-0, 3-1, 3-2 Blackburn win against Man Utd Wish me luck!...
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Boltons Fabrice Muamba collapsed and looked in a very bad way, Hope he's ok...
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The one with "I believe I can fly" song where the dog stops the ball smashing the window..... Anyone else wishing there's a spoof video with a different ending? Obviously with no harm to the...
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Can they drag Liverpool FC any lower? Surely even the most staunchest of Liverpool fans can't back them up this time?...
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Surely the man to take charge of England for the Euros?
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Watching the Liverpool game and most Liverpool fans booing every time Evra goes near the ball, shame on them
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I've noticed my avatar has changed without my permission and considering Pink Floyd have been paying me substantial amounts of cash to use their iconic album cover as an avatar is this fair? Would it...
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I watched it all week and the final round turned out to be Goldenballs!
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Times like this I love being an insomniac, Only 3 more sleeps until Xmas...
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Next week i'm going to record Xfactor & watch it an hour later. That way I can fast forward through the crap and just watch the adverts.
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Is calling a Greek person a Bubble racist?..as in Bubble and Squeak... Greek

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