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Mad Over Fifties Club

Good Evening all, Nungate Towers once again opens the gates to welcome you all into its midst. Since it is yet another beautiful night we shall be down at the beach. The BBQ is sizzling away with the...

Dee Sa

Adventures Of A Little Dog

I was on a local bus at lunchtime and as we stopped to pick up passengers a little Jack Russell cross dog trotted on the single decker bus and went to the back but no owner got on. The driver got off...

rowanwitch

Redman41 Update

Hi folks... just back from hospital where I left him sitting up in bed, joking with the nurses... surgery apparently went very well and as it was done by a keyhole type method he should be home a...

ToraToraTora

What's Your Supermarket Pet Hate?

I have many but the main one is those eejits that take their trolley to the self service bit and clog it with a trolley full. Death's to good for them! The staff are useless, they refuse to enforce...

ferlew

Why Are My Replies Usually The Final Ones?

Well, I just looked back on my posts, and almost without exception, the thread dies after I post. I can't be THAT bad, surely?...

Sparkles62

Horrible Horrible Sad Day.

I had an appointment at 2pm today, at the vets with my spaniel, Jack, He has been a bit off colour for the last few days, We had a lovely walk on the beach on sunday, monday night he wasn't that...

corylus

Mrs Overall

Where has she gone????...

237SJ

Depressing Songs From Your Youth

I`m just listening to Killing Me Softly (on the radio) by Roberta Flack. Why is that song so depressing? It doesn`t bring back any bad memories, it`s just depressing. Likewise, anything by The...

marval

Need A Tool?

DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the...

albaqwerty

Half A Sandwich Short Of A Picnic

that's me! Put on summer dress this afternoon, only had it for a year and a bit, only to discover the thing has a zip in it. doh! On you go, confess, please :-D Make me feel human?...

albaqwerty

Daft Pooch, Shouldn't Laugh But

I did. She's minding her own business, meandering across the living room, advert came on for something, woman shouts 'YOU' I swear there was at least a foot between her paws and the floor :-D...

daffy654

Bernie Nolan Has Died

Didn't know what section was best to put this in so CB will have to do. Bernie Nolan has died today aged 52 from cancer....

emmie

Fings Ain't What They Used To Be

if you could change anything about modern life in Britain, something that you consider worked, or you thought was better years ago, what would it be. Hope that makes sense.....

friedgreentomato

Happy Birthday Ummmmm

Hope you have a super dooper birthday and watch you don't set the kitchen alight with all those candles!!

wendilla

How Do You Feel When

How do you feel when you go out and leave your mobile phone at home.? I feel as if my hands have been cut off. Can't concentrate in case I need it when in car. When I go out I stand at the door saying...

AB Editor

Buttercup: The Duck With A 3D Printed Foot

Buttercup was born with a backwards foot. But thanks to some kind people with a 3d printer he's now got a prosthetic foot which look the same as his other. Below is the video of him walking for the...

ummmm

Happy Birthday Snags...

Have a great day :-)

sandyRoe

Upsetting Images. Well Done, Good And Faithful Servant...

When the owner of this greyhound decided he wanted to get rid of it he cut off its ears, so it couldn't be identified by the markings there, and dumped it by the side of the road. If he's ever caught...

RATTER15

Ouch!!!!! Another One Cut Off In His Prime!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2351034/Woman-sentenced-life-cutting-husbands-penis--7-years.html...