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Voltage
I had an argument earlier with my best friend about his small boat. We fell out....
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ToraToraTora
Are all comedians VB lefties?
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Mamyalynne
Another talent has left us. http://thequietus.com/articles/23929-rip-mark-e-smith...
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Voltage
Mixing cannabis with cod liver oil is.. Bad for your joints....
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Voltage
The guy who stole my diary has died. My thoughts are with his family....
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mumstheword1
I am now 56. Hubby 53. We have always worked from being 16. I had return to work when children were only a few months old, not through choice but necessity. Now in last 3 years things have changed. I...
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Chipchopper
I walked into a shop and noticed all the staff were standing around in a huddle chatting. To try to get some attention, I raised my voice a little and said "will somebody please sell me a kettle!" To...
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vetuste_ennemi
...shown on BBC's Panorama last night. I was expecting to see a thread about it and am a little surprised not to find one. The Panorama team returns to Blackburn ten years after showing a program...
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gl556tr
I am preparing for a new kitchen. My current one has a gas hob, which, I think, is better than electric/ceramic. With prices for induction hobs tumbling, I am considering going for an induction hob....
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Voltage
If you see someone doing a crossword today, lean over them and say 7 up is Lemonade.
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Patsy33
My friend made a joke about a TV controller. It wasn't remotely funny.
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Patsy33
Since my boyfriend started working at the grease factory, it’s been really hard trying to get hold of him!...
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-SharonA-
I am never painting my walls that tangerine colour again. The bloody thing keeps peeling!!
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sp1814
No judicial review of the parole decision. Your thoughts? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42747687...
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Voltage
Shaving with a razor takes a lot of courage. I used to shave my privates with one.. But I don't have the balls to do that anymore....
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Chipchopper
Q, What do you call a resistor that can't afford to pay rent ?. A, ohm-less......
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Shaglene
Knock knock Who's there? Grandad Stop the funeral!...
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Patsy33
When I was a child my father attacked me with cameras; I still have flashbacks.
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Voltage
My wife left me because of my lack of vocabulary. I was lost for words.
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ichkeria
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42647441 A right royal bust-up ......

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