http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41241021 http://news.sky.com/story/welfare-reforms-fuel-rise-in-homelessness-says-national-audit-office-11033248 According to the National Audit Office, the 60% rise in...
When I was a kid my dad used to let me put my pocket money in a special money box under the stairs.
I was 15 before I found out it was the electric meter grrr!...
Little Johnny asked his Mum, "does God use the bathroom?"
"No, what a funny question!" Said Mum.
Then why did Dad say this morning,
"Oh, God, are you still in there?"...
Three Americans and three Scousers are travelling by train. At the station, the three Americans each buy tickets and watch as the three Scousers buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going...
..... Mrs B went to bed early, 2100ish said she was tired. about 2130 heard her on the move to the bathroom, then a crash, she'd Passed Out again, 999 called, Ambulance arrived, they had to call for...
