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Crazy church ruling

http://www.dailymail....r-councils-order.html Totally insensitive, headstone was correct size but had too many roses on it, and was too shiny!!! Common sense should prevail in cases like this, people...
09:21 Tue 21st Aug 201220 answers, last by hc4361 17:42 Tue 21st Aug 2012
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Important FIFA rule change

http://www.thesun.co....-match-the-socks.html I thought it was April Fools Day when I read this. A couple of thin, different coloured strips of tape around a players socks is hardly going to cause a...
09:02 Tue 21st Aug 2012
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Attempted Lotto fraud

http://www.bbc.co.uk/...d-manchester-19318742 Moral of this story being 'don't trust corner shop assistants and check your own tickets' It's not rocket science, Lotto winning numbers are freely...
08:49 Tue 21st Aug 201215 answers, last by marval 10:31 Wed 22nd Aug 2012
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Clint Dempsey...

...wants to join Liverpool to "play at the top level". No news from the club on how they plan to transport him back to the 1980s.
21:47 Sun 12th Aug 20126 answers, last by Ric.ror 11:23 Mon 13th Aug 2012
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Channel 4...

...have announced a new series where four Jeremy Kyle guests take it in turns to cook frozen pizzas and Pot Noodles for each other. It's called Scum Dine With Me....
21:24 Sun 12th Aug 20125 answers, last by Jemisa 14:01 Mon 13th Aug 2012
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NASA

NASA's next probe is going to be called the Bi-curiosity rover. It's expected to go to Mars, but is also open to exploring Uranus.
21:22 Sun 12th Aug 20124 answers, last by Valmave 19:42 Tue 14th Aug 2012
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Workmates

Every time I go out with my workmates, I invariably end up in the corner feeling fat and depressed. Or Karen and Debbie from Accounts, as they're also known....
21:03 Sun 12th Aug 20121 answer, last by dghreherherher 23:37 Sun 12th Aug 2012
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Stripper

Last night on stage at the strip club was the ugliest dancer I've ever seen. She danced up to me and said "Hey Handsome, what would you like me to take off first?" I said "My...
20:59 Sun 12th Aug 20121 answer, last by marval 21:17 Sun 12th Aug 2012
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Computer

I tried to log on to my computer this morning but it wouldn't let me in. I shouted to my wife, "Babe, have you changed the password on the PC?" "Yes honey." "What is it?"...
20:56 Sun 12th Aug 20121 answer, last by dghreherherher 23:38 Sun 12th Aug 2012
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Elbow

One word - dire
20:36 Sun 12th Aug 201221 answers, last by horseshoes 23:41 Sun 12th Aug 2012
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John Terry

Why is he not carrying the flag?
20:35 Sun 12th Aug 20122 answers, last by Zacs-Master 20:37 Sun 12th Aug 2012
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Personal best

At the Olympics questions have been asked about how it is possible to knock 5 seconds off your personal best Well I can tell you it is, I knocked 5 seconds off my PB the other day while I was watching...
17:29 Sun 12th Aug 20121 answer, last by marval 18:02 Sun 12th Aug 2012
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Kinky

As me and the wife headed off on a romantic holiday we talked about what kinky things we'd like to do to each other. She said, "I've always wanted to be handcuffed." So I planted a kilo of...
17:21 Sun 12th Aug 20124 answers, last by marval 18:01 Sun 12th Aug 2012
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i-pod classic 'frozen'

....suddenly froze during playback, unable to power it down, plugging it into laptop and onto docking station fails to make any difference Anyone got any idea what is wrong and how I bring it back to...
16:46 Sat 11th Aug 20122 answers, last by joeluke 16:57 Sat 11th Aug 2012
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BMX at the Olympics

Why? An Olympic sport on bikes usually ridden by children? What next? Tricycle racing? Mobility scooter racing at the Paralympics? High time officials stopped just making sports up...
19:25 Thu 09th Aug 201260 answers, last by Answerprancer 01:41 Sun 12th Aug 2012
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Mark Cavendish

Summarising at the Velodrome.............henceforth known as Mark 'Interesting' Cavendish
19:26 Tue 07th Aug 20121 answer, last by vulcan42 19:33 Wed 08th Aug 2012

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