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what makes you feel sexy ??

it could be a new haircut a bit of lipstick squirt of perfume or anything else...

Migrants who want to marry a Briton must pass English test

http://www.dailymail....ass-English-test.html What about all the Britons who can't even speak proper English? Shouldn't they have to pass a test first too? I isn't spouting fiction now, Is I? Innit...

olddutch

ENGLISH FLAG to fly over No 10

David Cameron has said he will fly the flag of St George over No 10 during the football World Cup in South Africa. The prime minister told MPs that the move would not cost anything and he hoped would...

mrs.chappie

Bubble & Squeak for tea ...

using the leftover veg from last night's tea. What do you make with your leftovers? (Cover your ears, mercia). [:o)...

ayabrea38

Sara Payne-killers sentance reduced

This just does not seem right.As far as I know the judge had to decrease the sentence from 5 times his parole to 4.WHY???

lardhelmet

So, please check out my new avatar. He's cute isn't he but he doesn't have...

a name yet! What shall we call him? I'll say it first shall I - "Dinner"...

AB Editor

An Unlikely Pair? Charlie Brooker to marry Konnie Huq

A bit of Showbiz Gossip: http://www.dailymail....-showbiz-wedding.html A source close to AB has informed us "They looked quite cozy at the Games Baftas" My favourite part of the above...

mangood

found child porn images on partners phone

please can anyone help me im not just in a state of shock i feel totally numb and betrayed after finding child porn images on my partners phone? what do i do? does this mean he's a peadophile

AB Editor

You are given 2 eggs.

You are given 2 eggs. You have access to a 100-story building. Eggs can be very hard or very fragile means it may break if dropped from the first floor or may not even break if dropped from 100th...

supersuezy24

Liverpool- Kenny Dalglish

Is it true he has put himself forward to be the next manager?? I'd love it if he did and he got it....

Bobbisox

should I be Joy or Bobbi?

Bobbi wasn't deleted, only suspended, so I have a choice Who will I be? Bobbi/Joy LOL...

mollykins

break glass to get to first aid kit!

Wouldn't this mean that there would most likely be two people needing medical attention, seeing as there wasn't a hammer etc to break the glass with!

McMouse

Let me see if I understand this…

If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labour. If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely. If you cross the Afghan border illegally you get...

R1Geezer

Why are we wasting public money on scum like this?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk/10273421.stm OK so they reduced the minimum tarrif by 10 big deal, it's just an excuse for lawyers to rack up legal fees. For that matter why do crimin al scum get free...

anotheoldgit

How dirty can they get?

http://www.dailymail....t-British-troops.html Isn't it now time we took off our 'velvet gloves' and played as dirty as the Taliban are playing. No good anyone saying, "that to do this, would make...

sandyRoe

MSN poll asked: Who would you like to see worst hit by the government's forthcoming spending cuts?

56% said 'the elderly' and 31% 'The poor'. The milk of human kindness is overflowing among MSN voters. How would we vote here on AB?...

tbug2011

why do older men tend to be more attracted to me than guys my age?

im a 17 year old female from SC. im 5'7" and about 180lbs. 38DD brown hair/eyes tan skin. im very mature for my age and i do not in any way look my age. guys i go to school with think im ugly and...

anotheoldgit

World Cup fever?

Who is not sick of the World Cup before it starts? I am getting fed up every time I switch on the TV news, they rattle on an on about the various players, their training, their injuries, their safaris...

babyk

ghb with intent whats the sentence

my husband has been charged with gbh with intent for the accack on me he left me with to blackeyes lumps in my head, bruising all over my face. neck, shoulders,mostly all my body, he dislocated my...

dumber

Laws on Airrifles

Hi, I know that you have to buy an airrilfe face to face in the UK nowadays, but if I where to order from an american website would I still be able to get one? Im not to sure about the law atm and...

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