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joggerjayne

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As in ... the thought of eating an aubergine makes me retch. Does it rhyme with ... "sketch" and "fetch" ? Or does it rhyme with ... "beach" and "peach" ?...
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RayBans ... Naff, and out of date ? Or stylish, and timelessly classic ?...
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Great name for a business selling girls-only fitness wear ... http://www.noballs.co.uk/index.php I wish I'd thought of it !!...
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You KNOW you shouldn't fancy them. It's ALL wrong. But ... who ?...
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When my pals put my goddaughter's name down for my old prep school, I asked them if they would allow me to pay her school fees (being a fairly useless godmother in every other way). So, after 9 years...
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As you all finish on AB tonight, and go to bed, you can sign off here, and leave your key and Avatar with the receptionist for safe keeping.
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Just watching the News. Gordon Brown finished talking to some market traders in Leeds, and his aide dashed straight over, and removed his lapel microphone. Purleeeez !! She might as well have had a...
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I was just looking at the post below, asking why Christianity gets "torn to shreds". It put me in mind of an answer given by Prof. Richard Dawkins to a question about what he would say to a...
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Forget all the different advice about how much you should drink. The answer is ... when you have clear wii, you have flushed out your impurities. You have to do this every day. There will be a check...
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I'm pleased Palace survived. Well done....
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I'm not optimistic about this one. I've been given a disc of pictures, copied from a Mac. My lappy can't read them. Is there any software that will enable my lappy to read the disc?...
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Okay, so everyone said Liverpool would not let Chelsea win ... ... just to prevent Man Utd winning the Title. But I've just seen Steven Gerrard basically passing the ball to Didier Drogba in front of...
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Well, it is Saturday ! Time for a few BIoody Marys, a bottle of white, and a plate of something jolly. I hope it's nice enough for us to sit outside. Be good ... x x x J...
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With Polling Day approaching ... (is Polling Day approaching? or are WE approaching Polling Day?) ... all the newspapers tell their readers whom to support. Do you agree with your newspaper? Are you...
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Hey, Redhelen ... Have a good trip ... have a good stay ... and have LOTS of good luck. We look forward to your "Letters From America" Love, JJ x...
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My BF kept telling me not to turn my head away when I was giving him a BJ. I didn't pay attention. It just went in one ear, and out the other....
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My friend is happy to employ dyslexic staff. It all started when he sent his P.A. a memo telling her to ... ... sack his cook....
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Joe Satriani - Summer Song There's no contest, is there? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vp7TmTfVZI Roof down, sunnies on, wind in your hair, volume unsociably high, and ... Joe Satriani....
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There was this fat bloke in the pub. I pointed at his beer belly, and asked ... "Is that beer, or lager?" He said ... "There's a tap underneath love, if you want to try it!"...
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Only 3 days until AB poker superstar Redhelen hits Las Vegas. I've just been reading Victoria Coren's poker column in today's Guardian to "get into the zone"....

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