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darlingducky

boredom!!!

ok well i have just hit the 3pm slump dont really know what to do with myself feel quite sick of work!

sexyrussiann

When will you die? Take the death forcast

Apparently I will die at 79! Oh well I have another 61 years left. http://www.bored.com/deathforecast/index.php

Champagne

And now for something a little different...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/6901 543.stm ROFLMAO!! As Homer is a God in his own right, I think it's very apt indeed. What do you think of it?

WaldoMcFroog

Compulsary organ donation

According to the Chief Medical Officer, we should be considered a possible candidate for organ donation upon death, unless we've opted out. Seems fine to me. Some people are suggesting that it...

pussnboots

Do the advert makers think we're stupid.

You have to laugh at some of the adverts eg Wrinkle cream for Jane Fonda who has had plastic surgery. Stair lifts for people obviously fit as butchers dogs. Cellulite cream for 20 years olds with...

Andyvon

The call to prayer from mosques.

My wife and I have visited several Islamic countries where the faithful are called to prayer five times a day from the mosques. However, we have yet to discover exactly what the muezzins are singing...

Lonnie

Forces Reunited Heli Rescue game

For the ex forces, the bored, and those of you that just like playing this sort of game. Have fun. http://www.forcesreunited.org.uk/heli-rescue.a sp

johnlambert

music for the soul (and body)

Just heard "if you could read my mind" by gordon Lightfoot on Radio2 and it brought back many memories of my mis-spent youth before I joined the Army. What song/s bring back your good memories? TIA

theleeroy55

Joining the RAF (part 2)

Thankyou to eveyone who was so supportive. I guess when i asked my question before I did not give enough background info. So here we go. I am 22, I have GCSEs and A-levels I don't want to go to Uni. I...

raysparx1

Mum in law

I know I shouldn't laugh but when talking to her yesterday she was saying it was very windy around her house on the weekend, and she hoped that a "Salami" never happened here, another classic was " Oh...

Doc Spock

The only thing worth reading has gone

where has all that russian junk gone.

stevie1time

The Final Solution

Why do some people say the Holocaust never happened,on what do they base such a statement???

MacFred

Dates

What was the date when Jesus Christ was born

THErussian

Don't you think it's terrible?

My girlfriend has been on AB for three years and has NEVER entered into any of the threads I post on here! She comes on here everyday(during work) and asks and answers(always sensible) questions.If I...

THErussian

Which one?

My girlfriend saya I look like a cross between Norah Jones,CatherineZeta Hones and Katie Holmes. So I was wandering out of these three women which one do you think I look most like. Here is a pic of...

sosad

Should I have told this new woman what he'd done?

This new woman didn't know about me, should i have told her?

rugeleyboy

is this wrong????

i know a 31 yr old who has got together with a woman and she has a 9yr old son! well its been going on now for 4 or 5 months and they are a happy little unit! however, its been mentioned that over the...

Octavius

The One Thing Turn Off

If you see a random stranger (in the street etc) whom you find particularly attractive, what is the ONE THING that would put you off them? I am not looking for a debate or chit chat, just interested...

sosad

Why do men end a relationship by

not returning any calls or texts and just ignoring you? When you've had what you thought a serious relationship which last for years?

caz247

am i wasting my time

I had been seeing a guy for a few months and he had booked a holiday with a work colleague before we met. Anyway the other guy couldn't go so I went and we had a fantastic week in Greece. We had...

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