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Dilema please help!

Ok so it was my friends birthday at the weekend and i had be looking so forward to it. At the Party got chatting to my friends sisters ex because we had met each other out the weekend before! well...

Doc Spock

Top of the morning to you

Bu55er me , the sun is out, the sky is blue. What shall I do to-day. Retirement is not all it is cracked up to be. Think I will take the cat for walkies.

RATTER15

In response to Docs question requesting to be buqqered

Why do we say buqqer me? I must admit it is not a phrase i use!!

sleepy1

this morning make over

omg any one watch it now ...? that thing wants to look like a woman but its a man it dont even wear make up . .

spaced

I was born and bred in London, England. My folks are both Italian. THey were born there and moved here 40 years ago. Are the BNP against all NON british poeople, therefore me and my folks as we have...

mizfiesta

Danone Bio Activia - do they work?

Has anyone tried Danone Bio Activia? And does it work for them? It's supposed to help with slow digestion, swollen tummies etc? (You must have seen the tv commercials). Any feedback appreciated.

k9 fott

Right all the questions on here at the moment are a little boring.

At the risk of starting a riot on here can anybody ask a question that will tax at least one of my brain cells. Seems like me and cross roads are the only 2 people on here at the moment that have a...

puddicat

night shift workers getting spittin mad

I am a night shift worker and here i am at 11.45 still up due to my f.....kin neighbour, who has been up since the crack of dawn, she went out for a hour to the gym, leaving her nippy yappy dogs out...

stokemaveric

gutted

as im posting this im gutted 1 of my best friends ever died today ok he was 70 but he was 1 of the best blokes i have had the privelage to know he watched me grow up,saw my sons mature from boys to...

DC_FC

Baby Circumcision

Why do parents circumsise their kids when therye born

Rubyrose

Different from what you thought!

Last night I was out on the town and I bumped into a guy I went to school with. He grabbed my hand and kissed it and said he couldn't believe I remembered his name. We got talking and he said I never...

THErussian

Amelie Mauresmo

If only she were mine ..............sigh

marbil

today's sunday post �100 crossword

2d. cleft (5) c - - - m 3d. girls name (5) l - - - a 9a. deserving praise (8) - - - - - b - e 27a. trapped (8) - g - g - r - d

crossroads

Who's best at what?

Which users are best at doing what. For instance, Mr X is best at giving sh!t answers etc...

johnlambert

Lying Policeman

: A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and the following exchange take place: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th Drunk...

Le Chat

John

Is there anyone who doesn't know someone called John?

k9 fott

What is the most unreal name that you have ever known anybody to have

Mine is, and I have only ever in my life encountered one name like this in my life that is not made up. I used to work for hackney council and there was a bloke there and his name was JOE KING and I...

johnlambert

Bored on a wet Friday afternoon?

try entering your name and see what slogan you get http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

SurreyGuy

Annoying TV ads!

1. Norwich Union(?) - the one with the ANNOYING "brrrrrrrrrrrrrrickadingding hiccup" soundtrack (with people sitting in their windows)! 2. EVERY Picture Loans ad - TERRIBLE acting! 3. Ford Transit -...

theleeroy55

raf

I want to join the RAF my family will disagree It will be the best thing that has happened to me How do I tell them i'm joining

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