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JonnyBoy12

I hope this question will not "bee" too hard for you

Everyone knows that a normal honeybee weighs about 90 milligrams, and the queen bee weighs about 150 milligrams. How large would a queen bee have to be to weigh 150 kilograms, which is more than I am....
20:19 Sun 03rd Jul 201110 answers, last by woofgang 10:02 Tue 05th Jul 2011
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Cockney_si

Extra strength Pills

My mate gave me some new pills from the states that are supposed to make you feel much stronger after about 5 days. I would let you know how I got on, but I've had them for 3 days now and still get...
17:21 Mon 04th Jul 20113 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 20:34 Mon 04th Jul 2011
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painterman32

Some funnies for you!

> A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. > When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time..... > > I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really...
13:54 Mon 04th Jul 201117 answers, last by gollysailor 17:27 Thu 14th Jul 2011
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Mattk

Films you wished they'd made a sequel for...

In most cases sequels are a mistake but some films cry out for a sequel. Watching Good Will Hunting last night for the umpteenth time and I always want to know what happens next although not quite...
10:17 Sun 03rd Jul 201112 answers, last by jno 17:20 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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anneasquith

another impending famine in Africa ?

via bbc news < another impending famine in Africa, are the british people less generous, or more sceptical when donating to these dreadful disasters ?
17:10 Sun 03rd Jul 201147 answers, last by em10 17:20 Tue 05th Jul 2011
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mrsmaveric

can anyone please tell me..

why is it that wasps and flies have all the open space to fly in and yet they seem to want to take residence in my conservatory???
17:27 Sun 03rd Jul 201113 answers, last by moonraker558 18:03 Sun 03rd Jul 2011
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tinkerbell23

Do you read too much into things?

I do and i analyse things too much when it comes to relationships and such...... Do you?? How to i stop that ? Lol find it hard to let go x...
14:04 Sat 02nd Jul 20113 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 15:41 Sun 03rd Jul 2011
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docspock

Just a quick reminder.

MY BIRTHDAY IS NEXT THURSDAY. 7th July, I will be 66, if I make it to next week. No presents please but donations to the rum tasting society would be most welcome. XXX...
10:43 Sat 02nd Jul 201136 answers, last by Chaffinch 12:53 Sun 03rd Jul 2011
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sidkid

My Welsh Mate

I just asked a Welsh mate of mine how many sexual partners he's had. Bizarrely, he started counting, then fell asleep.
13:39 Sat 02nd Jul 20114 answers, last by The-Toff- 22:06 Sat 02nd Jul 2011
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Jemisa

AB Shutdown...

I heard there was a Shut-Down of AB yesterday aft'n or was it Friday? For a few renovations, can anyone tell me what they were? I don't want to break any new rules. jem...
12:06 Sat 02nd Jul 201113 answers, last by cazzz1975 14:13 Sat 02nd Jul 2011
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dotty.

My youngest son (25 in september if he survives)

has a girl in his room, I can hear them laughing, he's left a note on the breakfast bar which says, 'sumone in my room don't come in', should I correct him on his spelling?
09:27 Sat 02nd Jul 201119 answers, last by askyourgran 19:41 Sat 02nd Jul 2011
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Fanriffic

Drunk Driving - Old Joke

This bloke was telling his mate about his night-out. Bloke: So after two pints the wife decided she wanted to go home. So we got into the car knowing I shouldn’t be driving but we just wanted to...
20:37 Tue 28th Jun 20114 answers, last by stacyram1rs 03:10 Fri 08th Jun 2012
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MrIncredible

Do you switch your modem off at night?

or do you leave it plugged in? had a few issue's with it lately but it seems to have been sorted now. just wondering if the constant unplugging then rebooting is doing it any harm? TIA...
18:42 Fri 01st Jul 201142 answers, last by beso 12:18 Sat 02nd Jul 2011
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Jemisa

Genie Joke!

The best Genie Joke in the World Ever!!!!!! (from my American pal) A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window...
08:49 Fri 01st Jul 201112 answers, last by wildwood 05:21 Sat 02nd Jul 2011
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marval

Free

A man visiting Scotland one day drove through Fife. Feeling hungry, he stopped at a Chinese restaurant he was passing. The food he ate there was by far the tastiest food he had ever eaten, so when he...
14:07 Fri 01st Jul 20118 answers, last by wildwood 05:14 Sat 02nd Jul 2011
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MustangLady

Diet Coke and Zero Coke

I am baffled.. I was just asked what the difference was between diet coca cola and coca cola zero. Out of curiosity I looked on coca cola website, they both claim sambut diff wording. Am I missing...
13:16 Tue 28th Jun 20117 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 19:57 Tue 28th Jun 2011
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Lore

Book titles and their authors....

Ten days in the saddle - by Major Bumsore. Parachute jumping - by Willie Makeit....
17:07 Tue 28th Jun 201164 answers, last by Ellipsis 10:09 Tue 05th Jul 2011
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Quassia

Fake window cleaners..

As well as pound coins! Just had some lad call with our number in his arrears collecting book reckoning I owe him three weeks money! I said I didn't recognise him and I certainly didn't owe three...
19:05 Tue 28th Jun 201110 answers, last by Quassia 19:25 Tue 28th Jun 2011
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joggerjayne

Fake £1 coins ...

Has anyone heard about the number of fake £1 coins in circulation ??? It's LOADS, apparently. I've got three here, which are definitely fakes. One has writing round the edges which is totally...
18:51 Tue 28th Jun 201112 answers, last by SIRandyraven 19:22 Tue 28th Jun 2011
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carrust

What do you.....

Call a woman with one leg shorter than the other??? Eileen Dover.............
15:17 Tue 28th Jun 201125 answers, last by zabado 18:58 Tue 28th Jun 2011

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