An Aussie truckie walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The truckie says, 'A hamburger, chips and a coke,' and turns to the emu, 'What's...
Considering it is now 5:48 shall I kick the morning off?
Well good morning all - long day ahead of me keeping tax payers happy.
Hope you all have a good day
Red xxx...
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