I have just found 6 pork loin steaks from Tesco in my second fridge which I thought OH had put in the freezer! They are dated to be used by 5 October so obviously I am reluctant to use them as they...
NOW THIS IS A REAL EDUCATION Where did "P!ss Poor" come from? Interesting history. They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot. A nd then once it was...
So I get into the gym changing room this morning, put my clothes in a locker, standing there starkers, open my gym bag ... I've got two left shoes from two different pairs of running shoes. I pull my...
We have a small apple tree in our back garden: yesterday there were six apples on it. This morning they had vanished. I think it is very unlikely that a person has taken them; the tree cannot be seen...
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also the junp from the edge of space is going on now . O n way up . check here to view.
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Two aliens landed in Liverpool near an abandoned petrol station. They approached one of the petrol pumps, and one of them said to it "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not be blown away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam. I do not...
An alien walks into a pub and sits next to a drunk and begins poking him in the shoulder. The drunk just ignores him. After a wile the bloke turns to the alien and begins looking him up and down. He...
The Priest of a small village was very fond of his flock of ten hens and a cockerel. He kept them in a hen house behind the parish church, but one Saturday night, the cockerel was missing. The priest,...