would any of you care to join me for afternoon tea. the sky is blue and the sun is shining. i've set the table in the conservatory with lots of cakes and buns, tea and coffee. have a wander around the...
what happened to scotman. He hasn't posted since December 2011. It says still active in his profile but how do we know if that person is ok when they just drop off the radar so to speak? I should...
What is the best way to deal with the little blighters. I see them outside and I think they are in my single storey extension loft space. Can I deal with this myself or do I need to call the experts...
A waitress walks up to the table of three Japanese men at a small restaurant in Butlerville, Ohio. When she gets to the table, the waitress noticed that the three men are furiously masturbating! She...
We inherited some decking in our back garden which is definitely going to require replacement next Spring. Can any ABrs tell me if durability would be better if the deck planks were lain with gaps in...
The President of Indonesia is at the United Nations General Assembly and has proposed an international law to make blasphemy illegal. No particular question but I am sure some of you would like to...
Fox News have made an apology for a suicide that was broadcast live. In my opinion Youtube is irresponsible to allow it to be posted. It should be pulled immediately.
Batman and Catwoman were going out on a date and were sitting in the Batcave. "Oh Batty," she gushes, "you really are the greatest of all the superheroes." "Thank you,"...
When I was just a young boy the local bad boys used to smother me in chocolate and whipped cream and put cherries on my head.
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Life was tough in the Gateau!!...
Once again the quiz in the church magazine has defeated me and I have come to request your expert help. The following answers in question are all towns of Britain and have got very cryptic clues. See...
Good day! You may have noticed that the Jokes section can now hold its head high as a top-level topic (rather than being hidden amongst then skirts of Phrases & Sayings). To celebrate, here's a...
To my FRIENDS who enjoy a glass of wine.. And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In...
I have just watched Brian May talking about Team Badger on BBC1 and he is asking for people to sign it. All the information is here.
http://www.teambadger.org/
Thank you....