Hi to all ABer's. GREAT news. My boyfriend who I met on a dating site last year - Popped THE question last weekend. No wedding planned yet as he's not in permanent work at the mo. But when he is it...
Yes. I have divulged all of the information about whiskeysheri. Including trips to Kenya, swimming with sharks, clubbing in milton-keynes and general all-purpose wrong doings. Below is our...
basically when I begin to like a guy I tend to get very attached and I find myself constantly thinking about them and analysing every little thing and feeling hurt and rejected when I see them with or...
A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her Stammerers Action group. She had tried every technique in the book without the slightest success. Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she...
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. Before long, along came this little old man. The...
i stumbled across it when i was at 6th form a few years back. i had googled something like 'is sweeney todd real?' for my history presentation on London. signed up and not been off since! how did you...
Anyone in the Northants area getting rid of any household items? A young couple not far from me have lost everything in a fire.....they are only 19 and didn't have contents insurance... If you can...
hi, I am visiting the Queen later this year and need to know appropriate clothing. I am a size 16 and have horrendously heavy legs that never look good. I would love to wear a maxi dress of some...
I would love to know where I can see past episodes of "The Simpsons" online. I have just been to their official site, as listed below, but as we are not in America, we are not allowed to...
Paddy takes his goldfish to the vet. "I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me". Paddy says, "I haven't taken it...
I saw the funniest thing last week when I went to the post office to pick up a parcel. The guy behind the counter could only hold my parcel at arms lengths using only the tips of his finger. The...
I don't think I can afford to have the central heating on this year,the boiler is about 100 years old and not efficient.The landlord wont fix what ain't broke soooo I am left wondering if I do put the...
An ant knocks on the door of a house. The house owner opens the door. "I want a place to stay," said the ant. "I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost," said the...
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his...