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Number trick......

1, take your shoe size. 2, multiply it by 5. 3, add 50 4, multiply this by 20. 5, add 1012 6, subtract the year you were born. The first two digits will be your shoe size, the last two is your age...

jaybones

CHARLIE IS DEAD WHAT DOES IT MEAN

I have been told in the office several times today that Charlie is dead. I have no idea what this means and neither does my friend when I asked her. Just curious to find out if any one knows or is it...

joeluke

Funeral

It was my mother in law's funeral yesterday. When her coffin was lowered into the ground the vicar asked us all to throw something in that we wanted her to take the grave with her. It took my wife...

vanrijn2

non alcoholic drinks

Why dont TV cookery programmes ever recommend non alcoholic options to go with their dishes ?

carrust

I used to...

...think I was good in bed until I found out the wife has athsma.....

maggiebee

Female Police Officers

Just heard on the news that the second policewoman who was shot has died.

winterback

Where were you, and how did you find out about 9/11 when it happened?

I want to know your situation that time.

scruffbag

Son just gone off to uni, how do you cope?!!!

My only child has just started uni, how do you cope?

gennachkaa

If you could be a different race for one day which would it be and why?

If you could be a different race for one day which would it be and why? Do you feel other races look better, are smarter, more free speech, better opportunities? Any reason you would like to try being...

weecalf

False teeth what is the going rate

Having discusion on health charges .What would a set of gnashers set you back now approx .

Bazile

I can see clearly now

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful...

maggiebee

Boom Boom

I met a girl in a pub last night and we ended up going back to her house. After a few more drinks, we started kissing and having a bit of foreplay on the sofa. She looked at me and said, "Let's...

Gavmacp

Need a plumber

I have a normal toilet. I had to change the float ball. Anyway I remember it came with a plastic pin/screw which I dropped but it came with spare which I put on. Ever since I am the only person that...

slinky.kate

a fishy tale

i am having cod and chips fo tea, cod you plaice tell me what your having???????...

tinkerbell23

Hows today been?

I had a lie in after struggling to sleep.... Went to job centre ....this is my 2nd last visit i think..hopefully ever! Woohoo. Roads were soo busy though...other folks driving is terrible sometimes it...

maggiebee

Terrible but I like them!

A termite walks into a bar and says "where's the bar tender?" A giraffe walks into a bar and says, "The highballs are on me." A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The...