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5000 Answers

Just realised that my 'Answer' count has hit 5000 and is more than 10x my question count; pretty impressive I thought so I just wanted to share!

starone

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot...

sith123

who believes that there is a god?

simple question, im up for arguments so come on, (only friendly arguments) :)

Jemisa

Any Insomniacs?

I've been to bed went about midnight, I was tired too but sleep won't come. I have to sit propped up at the mo until my wound has healed 6 - 8 weeks, but this has been no problem, tonight tho I just...

wendilla

Spacestation sighting over UK tonight 6 45 pm for 4 minutes SW departing E

This should be a good sighting if clear skies. There is second sighting at 8 21pm but only for 1 minute.

tonywiltshire

Trafalgar day

Today I mentioned it was Trafalgar day and was asked "what is trafalgar" I said "the day Nelson won the battle of Trafalgar" and was asked "who is Nelson". Am I the only...

sherrardk

Top tip

Don't eat a huge steak for lunch, followed by a ginormous portion of sticky toffee pudding, washed down with a pint of cider and then go on the waltzers twice.

joggerjayne

Coffee, Paper, Dog

Well, I'm walking into town with the mutt, to get the Sunday Paper, and have a coffee. Be good, guys. x x x...

Maydup

Beautiful evening.

Its been a beautiful day today and we've spent it in the garden clearing the veggie patch and cutting back hedges. All done and cleared away now and I'm sitting outside with a cup of coffee enjoying...

TWR

Achived.

What in life would you like to achive?

tonywiltshire

Do you admire the Queen?

I find it difficult to admire the Queen. All her life she has been looked after to the highest possible standards in all areas, she has done a good job but so have millions of other people, she does...

andy-hughes

Contagion

A film-related question I know, but more casual film fan traffic on here - I went with the present Mrs Hughes to see 'Contagion' yesterday, based on its stirling cast list and collection of stirling...

Bobbisox

I haven't been around at this time of night ...normally

good, isn't it?

nailit

have yo ever pulled your own teeth out

???

Shazzazam

I am soon to be flirty

Sorry I mean thirty. Oh god please give me my youth back you bastard...

joggerjayne

So I've got this dog ...

Some friends have just dropped off their dog. I'm looking after her for a few days, while they go away. Apparently it's half term. I would have found out on Monday when the roads were quiet, and the...

lidlicker

Canary Islands

We are in our late 60's and we would like to go to the Canary Islands in March 2012, mainly because it will be warmer than Spain. However, how do we decide on which island? Can anyone give us any help...