Here's one about a lawyer defending a man accused of burglary. My client merely inserted his arm into the window, and removed a few small items. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can...
I've noticed a number of times, mostly on motorways that people braking sharply ahead will sometimes use their hazard lights to warn drivers behind them. So, my though was in regards to brake lights...
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without...
1981 & 2005 - Two Interesting Years 1981... 1. Prince Charles got married. 2. Liverpool won the European Cup. 3. Australia lost the Ashes at Cricket. 4. The Pope died. 2005... 1. Prince Charles...
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there?...
I am very disappointed that a message I posted earlier was considered to have come from a previous ABer; I do not feel the sarcasm was necessary. It is remarkable how the syntax and general subject...
I know how stupid this will sound but i've never had to write a letter before! My new boyfriend is in the army and he is based in Cyprus, we have only been together for 3 weeks whilst he was home on...
I have my in-laws coming tomorrow, and I've been decorating all week, we've just had the loft converted and I don't want to spend half the day in the kitchen tomorrow - I've had enough this week, and...
I have recently ended a nearly 10 yr relationship. I'm 45 and am starting to think about dating. I joined an online dating site and some men on there have openly said they are just looking for sex. I...
What is the "big deal" in emailing and texting in capitals?
One cannot hear one's communicator and who first suggested that it indicated shouting?
Much ado about nothing....