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This made me chuckle this morning....

Stood in a bar the other night when a bloke walks in and orderd a pint. ''Ok mate where are you from?'' I asked ''Speke in Liverpool.'' ''Ok - a'right den lah, where you from like?''...

Craftypig

Posting a letter to Norther Ireland.

How much would it cost to send a letter to Northern Ireland?

chakka35

How would you test whether prayer works?

In a thread below Truthabounds claimed, on very flimsy grounds, that prayer works.. So how would one set up a rigorous double-blind test for the efficacy of prayer? My claim is that the problems are...

liskeardgirl

funeral costs

i am looking in to taking out funeral insurance, what would the average cost of a funeral be .

Philtaz

Bonfire Night Event.......But No Bonfire!

Sounds like Health and Safety is alive and kicking in Brum..... http://www.bbc.co.uk/...d-birmingham-15270391...

Truthabounds

For all the athiests.

How will you feel when you find out that there really is a God and that you have spent your life mocking him? I know of many athiests who have spent most of their life disbelieving, and then finding...

raghu_krishna

My girl friend loves two men..me unable to take a decision!!!?

i m 22 yrs old..my problem is my girl friend is in love with two men including me.I m in love with her for the last 3-4 months nd we have shared all our stories 2gther.But once she told me abt another...

radiogaga

cat missing since 9am.

Hello, our young wee cat tiger, has wandered. i let him out at 9am im getting quite worried now as he's not gone this long before. he usually stays in our garden , or goes through the fence to the...

Kygirlbs

I have been caring for my friends horses for 3 years. She is now mad at me and wants to take them from me. Do I have any legal rights?

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marval

Assistants Evaluation Memo

Judy Smith, my assistant, can always be found hard at work in her station. Judy works independently, without wasting hospital time talking to colleagues. Judy never thinks twice about assisting fellow...

Haggis

Visiting the dentist

I totally forgot I had a dental appointment today until I got a reminder on my phone so I did not have my toothbrush with me at work. I felt really bad visiting the dentist 'unclean', do you think the...

Jemisa

Some Old some New...

----- I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest peenis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg." I saw a poor old lady fall over...

Philtaz

For Sale:

2 boxes of Ronseal nail varnish, no longer required. Contact: Paul McCartney 08717 236121...

Bobbisox

'Allo-"Allo

The co writer of the sitcom 'Allo 'Allo, David Croft has died at the age of 89. His family said he"He pissed away in his slop"...

sandyRoe

I've just paid £470 for 800 lts of heating oil...

Is it as expensive everywhere?

starone

At least it's clean

A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it...

Trojanfarce

Sir paul McCartney is not a happy chap.....

...He's just found out that his new brde spends twice as much on shoes as his old one!!!

marval

I did

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that car?" He calmly told them, "I bought it today." "With what...

AB Editor

I just found out who has had the most number of "best answers" marked

Can you guess who it is?

tiredmommy

Hiya all im new

please be patient with me as im new i was told about your site by a friend the question is all about men if you could all help me i would be really gratefull thank you so much in advance 14 a term...

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