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Cannibal Holocaust

I've heard it referred to many times but never seen a clip of it - I haven't even looked on youtube. Today I found out that it had been released on blu-ray just this week so I've bought it to watch at...

tamaris

what is the point of Twitter ?

I just do not get it

Mattk

Good guys in films that shouldn't be

Watching Con Air the other day and they make the child murdering psychopath played by Steve Buscemi out to be the good guy. We are supposed to be pleased that he has escaped. Also, in The Day of the...

mrs.chappie

What have you done with a cocktail stick?

I've just poked some fluff out of my keyboard. Earlier I used one to position a tiny star embellishment on a greetings card. Handy little things, aren't they!

craft1948

Outdoor pursuits

I took the wife bungee jumping at the weekend, she jumped first. As her neck snapped and her skull split open spraying blood all over the rocks below I thought......................................

Bobbisox

Petty Pilfering?

Have you? I watched MW this morning and apparently 99% of us have ! mostly when we were children of course.. Bill said he had when he was a young lad, I said I had never...ever!!! she doth protest too...

mccfluff

Town criers

Do you live somewhere that has one? I was in lich today and one came out dressed in full regalia with the three pointy hat thingy can't remember what its called, i was quite impressed not somethign...

TWR

80 MPH

To be increased from 70 to 80mph, whats your view?

donchano

How to get a cat urine sample?

One of my cats has been drinking much more than normal so I took her to the vet and he asked me to get a urine sample using a special non-absorbent cat litter. The problem is that she hasn't used a...

Carlhobson

Taking a parachute on a plane

Im a bad flyer and am terrified of the plane crashing so would like to take a parachute onboard as my hand luggage or as part of my luggage allowance, Would this cause a problem getting through...

stokemaveric

mrsm has had a car accident today...

someone ran into the back of her as she was stationary at traffic lights and in turn she was shunted into the back of the car in front of her..another eventful day in the maveric household..

ummmm

Phew....

What a manic few minutes. No one told me how fast rabbits run..! Jeez....wish I caught it on camera :-) You still want to eat them Trim?? :-) And make me keyrings????...

starone

In my next life

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you...

butterflytattoo

Haven't had one for years, then tonight I have two!!

Jacket potatoes, that is, proper ones mind, none of this five minutes from the microwave jobbies, no, in the oven for an hour, I had garlic and herb Philly cheese in the one, and a chicken tikka...

crisgal

where would you apostrophise?

Parents Evening

wildwood

Two older women were having lunch together,

...and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman said, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob-job." The second woman responded, "Oh, that's nothing. I'm...

Sonyme

The Cortege

A man had just left his office and was about to cross the road to a pub where he was to have his lunch when a funeral cortege appeared. He stood respectfully on the pavement as it passed and watched...

cupid04

THe police...

The police were called to arrest a man on a bus, who had wrapped his penis in a comic and was masturbating. Unfortunately, they didn't accept the man's claim he was only doing it for comic relief!...

MsEVP

So, when was it really established?

Saw a TV commercial today, one of those `hair` places in central London, very upmarket. Underneath their name, in smaller letters could be read `established after 1983` That could mean yesterday...

nilteen

Songs from the Shows

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