Don't panic I'm not a pedo. I've just met this girl and we're getting on really well. I really like her and she seems to be really into me as well. My worry is that shes 9 years younger than me. I'm...
After much persuasion, my eighty-year-old Mum has (or so we had thought) seen sense and asked to take on her dangerously overweight Jack Russell Terrier for a while (possibly permanently) to get his...
http://www.dailymail....le-really-wisdom.html Throughout the ages human communities have always had 'The Elders' and these are the ones who make all the decisions and who the youngsters go to for...
Have just been to Tesco's and purchsed 3 x 4 Pint milk cost £4.47 For some months now I have only paid £3 eaxh week I have been. I did not notice the increase till I got home. I will have...
A man fell off a 50 foot ladder, but was totally unharmed. How was this? Because he fell off the bottom rung! A man went into a baker's shop bought something and then left. The minute he bit into it...
Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night, a drunk immigrant led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.....
drink, as in alcohol, and do any of you have a partner that is tee-total ? What do you do at parties - do you feel guilty if you have a few alcoholic drinks in front of your partner ? What is the...
Four lights in a row across....HUGE, VERY POWERFUL lights - appeared to be perfectly round in shape, exactly the same brightness and equally spaced apart. Not in the sky...... but on the horizon I...
A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day, the wife asked her husband, "Honey, the tap in the bathroom is dripping. Could you fix it?" The husband looked at his wife and...
There is work outstanding on some fence work done by a workman who promised to come back when weather was ok, he was paid for the job in advance which we now know was a silly move as after several...
http://www.dailymail....ria-Russia-China.html Bold words from a man who will never have to take up a weapon and fight these tyrant states. One thing is certain Cameron isn't after a 'Nobel Peace...
my husband is insisting that the 5 yrs old jar we've found in the cupboard is still good to use! I say chuck it, he says no way lol what would you do? (I've craftily chucked it in the bin)...