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geeksquared
Don't panic I'm not a pedo. I've just met this girl and we're getting on really well. I really like her and she seems to be really into me as well. My worry is that shes 9 years younger than me. I'm...
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saxy_jag
After much persuasion, my eighty-year-old Mum has (or so we had thought) seen sense and asked to take on her dangerously overweight Jack Russell Terrier for a while (possibly permanently) to get his...
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echokilo
Can anyone recommend a god firework/bonfire event in the above general area please?
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anotheoldgit
http://www.dailymail....le-really-wisdom.html Throughout the ages human communities have always had 'The Elders' and these are the ones who make all the decisions and who the youngsters go to for...
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ironmonger
Have just been to Tesco's and purchsed 3 x 4 Pint milk cost £4.47 For some months now I have only paid £3 eaxh week I have been. I did not notice the increase till I got home. I will have...
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10ClarionSt
Did anyone see it? Glad to say it missed our house!
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JonnyBoy12
A man fell off a 50 foot ladder, but was totally unharmed. How was this? Because he fell off the bottom rung! A man went into a baker's shop bought something and then left. The minute he bit into it...
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starone
Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night, a drunk immigrant led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.....
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Purple_Popple
drink, as in alcohol, and do any of you have a partner that is tee-total ? What do you do at parties - do you feel guilty if you have a few alcoholic drinks in front of your partner ? What is the...
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Dollie
Four lights in a row across....HUGE, VERY POWERFUL lights - appeared to be perfectly round in shape, exactly the same brightness and equally spaced apart. Not in the sky...... but on the horizon I...
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mandimoo
I see its just passed the south of england for now. How long till it goes round again?
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mumstheword1
Is a very proud Mum today when my daughter got piked to be Head Girl at her school.:)
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sandyRoe
Did they perform the same slow cooking function?
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JackDanielsU
A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day, the wife asked her husband, "Honey, the tap in the bathroom is dripping. Could you fix it?" The husband looked at his wife and...
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birdie73
There is work outstanding on some fence work done by a workman who promised to come back when weather was ok, he was paid for the job in advance which we now know was a silly move as after several...
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anotheoldgit
http://www.dailymail....ria-Russia-China.html Bold words from a man who will never have to take up a weapon and fight these tyrant states. One thing is certain Cameron isn't after a 'Nobel Peace...
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bondgirl007
would have been my dad birthday today and he would have been 44 !!!!
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pusskin
my husband is insisting that the 5 yrs old jar we've found in the cupboard is still good to use! I say chuck it, he says no way lol what would you do? (I've craftily chucked it in the bin)...

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