On my latest visit to my local hostelry. When going to the loo i noticed we now have not only condoms ( which are a good idea) but also Blue pills.Apparently these will give you the best sex you've...
I had a vet bill to pay, gave my visa debit card to be put in machine, did my PIN and waited. They said it didn't work, I said I know the funds are there try again.Again the machine rejected it saying...
Been sacked? Why? I got the sack from my first job during school holidays. I had to disbud a field of chrysanthemums. I did, but misunderstood, and picked off the centre bud from every single...
I have been booked off work. My operation was Tuesday 03.05.11. The WORDS on sick cert say : "two weeks" and the dates read unfit for work "from 03.05.11 until 16.5.11. Therefore am...
Need some quick advice please folks. I've just listed an antique hand mirror on Ebay and they have booted it off. The mirror has a bone handle and because I didn't specify exactly which animal the...
I'm looking for a dress to wear for my graduation ceremony, it needs buttons on the front (although preferably only as decoration) and would like back or dark blue. Have looked for a tea dress or...
Only one of these statements is true. First person to guess correctly then takes their turn. 1. I am ambidextrous. 2. I was born in Kenya 3. I am allergic to most insect repellents 4. I can't swim 5....
I've been made redundant and my prospects (mid 40's) for further employment don't look good. The type of job I'd normally go for don't seem to be advertised any more. I have seen a lot of ads for jobs...
I have photos to put into my computer and make into a slideshow effect with narrations for a project. The problem: all the photos are actual slides. They work with a projector not a computer. The...
I love Sundays. What's everyone up to tomorrow? Lazy day? Busy day? Sleeping day? I'm getting up when I wake (without alarm clock). Mosey to the shop for Sunday papers. Do the skeleton. Go to a car...
Im looking for some different ideas for parties - something like a pole dancing lesson or a dance lesson - but something a bit more unique than that please