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jan01
my nephew apparantly has a 1 in 4 chance of being the father to the child of a floozie ... she told him she was on the pill, he STUPIDLY took no precaution. Said floozie wants him to take the test but...
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owdhamer
I have had it with this assesment ward one lad on rehab is keeping us all up.I am out of here ln the morn. I will have word with macmillans to see if i can go intoo respite from home.
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NOX
Well this is a bit unusual to say the least. What possible joy could you get from having sex with a skeleton?...
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Jemisa
I loved this one:.......... After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the bloke sitting next to her pulled out his mobile...
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EvianBaby
Just seen this on one of these selling groups on facebook: ‎14week old puppy for sale Flead wormed an jabbed Great with all animals Excellent with children of all ages especially my 1 year old For...
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sandyRoe
This could help newly released ex-prisoners from reoffending. But where are the mentors coming from? Would you volunteer to try and keep an ex con on the straight and narrow?...
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dotty.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/251185169337?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1438.l2649 I've added it to my watch list again........
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c1
Hey all, I don't mind collecting parcels for my neighbours, if they are not home, but I find it weird that they have deliveries sent to their homes when they know they will not be in. Sooooo, I'm...
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Skebo32
I can't seem to go a day without it. Cheddar, Edam, Brie, Camembert.....I like it all. Is this normal?
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Kiki-frog
This may well have been posted before, but what the hell, it's good enough to repeat. In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally,...
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redman41
long link testing... Rowan said she's heard it called some things before!!!
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queenofmean
...doctor man wants one more final round of laser and then I should be done
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TWR
N.W.Lancs, dull / cold/ cloudy/rain, Izzed off with it.
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mrs_overall
When talking to someone today, try and use the words "moped" and "anchovy" in the same sentence. Let me know how you get on. A bag of mackerel is the prize for the best one....
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Ann
Hope I have your birthday correct, I remember it from a previous thread? Happy Birthday, have a lovely day :)...
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Bluestone
My colleague came round this morning, and after nosing through my ipod, said I have "really awful taste in music" :-/ It's not the first time someone's said that to me, but I refuse to give...
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gordie1
Hi there I have a beautiful 7 month old kitten who soils occasionaly in exactly the same place. She is normally very good with her litter as she is an indoor kitten and is a lovely happy kitten who...
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IggyB
Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom....
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pusskin
Hiya Abers. I'm about to cook some chicken breast fillets in the oven. I fancy a few different ideas on how to cook, as I am fed up cooking the same old thing every time. How do you cook yours and...
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Duncer
When I was younger I was often told that masturbation could seriously damage your eyesight, causing shortsightedness, or even blindness but, being young I laughed this off as an old wive's tale to try...

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