The problem is. . . I have no "legitimate" chocolate in the house, only 2 chocolate oranges that are wrapped up Xmas prezzies on top of the wardrobe. I live alone so there's no-one here to...
I tried one for the very first time last weekend, after much persuasion! - was told not to chew it but just swallow it whole. Was a bit odd but ok. But whats the logic in eating something that you...
Are you going to donate? I'll be babysitting my nephew and niece later so we will phone to donate as their Dad is one of the people taking the calls so we'll try and speak to him. You never know, even...
After Helen Flanagan's latest trial in a room with an ostrich, Ant and Dec asked how it felt to come face to face with a strange looking bird with a tiny brain. " F'cking terrifying!",...
2. To Ireland (3,4,3,4,5,8) 3. This Lady had children but no money (4,7) 4. Does this sailor compete on a crown green (3,7) 5. No 1 asked this girl not to take her man (6) 6. A country girl who enjoys...
Do police horses like sausage rolls? There's a man in Glasgow has been arrested for feeding sausage rolls to police horses.
Is that a bad thing?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/...glasgow-west-20344740...
Gentleman of a certain age seeks female Daily Mail reader. Must have own highlighter pen. Male, Mafioso lookalike with own hair and some teeth, seeks lady who enjoys outings on a moped. Slightly...
....being a teenager, having posters on your wall and listening to the transister in school and watching TOTP on a Thursday at 7.30. Our parents didn't understand it all and thought everything was...
Just had a bit of a run in with a nurse in our local A&E. Daughter #1 managed to tip her chair backwards and cracked her head on the radiator. Massive bump, thankfully didn't knock herself out and...
Hello all, Onwards and Downwards welcomes any new members serious about losing weight and having some fun along the way. Please share your high and lows with us and we will support you. Anyone managed...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked...
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point...
Two IRISHMEN were looking at a mail order catalogue and admiring the models. One says to the other, 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?' The second one replies, 'Yes, they are very...